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Javanse
@javanse.bsky.social
Obnoxious German speaking a-bit-Ashkenazi Ukrainian from the southeastern right-bank of Dnepr. Manager. Salesman. Teacher. Musician. Alleswisser-Besserwisser. Living in Kyiv since 2010.
Balanced reporting does not mean talking to just anyone. Journalists should talk to people they disagree with, people who may or may not be wrong - of course; but people who outright say that the sky is orange should not be given a voice and platform. How did this become controversial?)
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Fun times.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I didn't have the heart to tell her "Honey, I am half Jewish, me and our president are as 'dark' as it gets: my wife and son are blond and stop watching Kremlin sponsored content on social media".

I did explain that we and rusha are NOT like GDR and BRD, and more like Germany and Czechoslovakia.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
PS: it reminds me about my business trip to Germany during the early war: the gal working at the gas station was earnestly asking (after expressing surprise at the combination of my licence plates and my near native level german) "aren't you people.. you know.. a bit darker?" 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Do Yankees generally even know what that term means and refers to?
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A very ruski vibe.. "ugh ugh. Me big me lethal! Me can kill someone who can't shoot back." *Starts crying and gets all dramatic when someone kicks his ass.
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Bandera spent this part of the occupation in a KZ and you are a useful idiot. (Or more likely a bot, since why the fuck? 🤣) And please put your "brotherhood" back to where it belongs up your Lubyanka bosses ass.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Support our troops. Don't substitute it with "non lethal, non combat" help. We, the civilians will manage. But only as long as they stand their ground.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It took me a couple of hours to put myself back together. To get to work. The single thought that helped me to get going was that the brigade of Serhij is at Pokrovsk right now and some have been on position for more than 100 days straight. I am well. We all are, only thanks of them.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The plaque was hanging a bit crooked. I fixed it. It was like standing in front of a grave, not of the person, but of a whole era. I never felt so alone in my entire life. I felt like it's all gone and I'm the only one left there to cry, to care. Me, the tree and the plaque.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We are at a point where the chief of government is reporting to a de jure random guy appointed by the President instead of the PM and actively ignoring summons by the parliament while posting pictures of her going over documents with the President while the Constructional Court is MIA 🤷
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Ah, don't be so pessimistic. WE have a rule of law crisis, you guys have a rule of law problem 😁
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
They meanwhile recruit people who at least can read Ukrainian. Before that "нет мочи терпеть" (can't stand it any longer) became немає сечі терпіти, which means that the author doesn't have and urine left to hold 🤣 мОчи - мочИ. Silly bots.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Of course. You'd need to distribute a "metodychka" with this week's talking points and still there would be nuance.. if you want a highly interactive "bot"-net you need native speakers, you're right.

There are countless memes of ruskies being sloppy, because they believed their own propaganda)
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 AM
To nie jest osiągnięcie przy nowoczesnych narzędziach.

Ní éacht é le huirlisí nua-aimseartha.

Si mafanikio kwa kutumia zana za kisasa.

Орчин үеийн хэрэгслүүдтэй байхад энэ нь амжилт биш.

😇😇😇

... especially if you are being paid. PS: it's a good time to own a commercial VPN service.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM