Jasvir Nagra
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Jasvir Nagra
@jasvir.bsky.social
Advisor & builder. Formerly security @dropbox, product @instart & @google, authored Surreptitious Software, TL for Caja. I love good food, fine wine & great JS.
rorohiko:song jas$ time say "aioli"

real 0m1.024s
user 0m0.115s
sys 0m0.047s
rorohiko:song jas$
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think you're right!

Currently my machine is saying outloud every word in /usr/share...words and timing it. I just need some consistent pronunciation - else I'll fool myself by saying some words faster than others.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"Strengths faded after six long months."
Time: 2.825s | Length: 38 | Time per char: .0743 s/char

"Sixths of their strengths were gone."
Time: 2.183s | Length: 36 | Time per char: .0606 s/char

"They survived on crisps and squirrel strength."
Time: 2.817s | Length: 46 | Time per char: .0612 s/char
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Oh the sentence has to be grammatically correct ofcourse.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is my best attempt so far:

rorohiko:song jas$ time say Squirrels hid crisps through sixteen long months.

real 0m3.150s
user 0m0.159s
sys 0m0.112s
rorohiko:song jas$
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In case you're foolish enough to be nerdsniped, there is presumably the shortest sentence that takes the longest to say clearly... what is that sentence?
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You joke but you know, weirdly, in the limited world of programming languages - this is a large part of the work you've done fixing JS - making the core make consequences be intentional. :p
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Mostly the summaries @gothamchess.bsky.social makes.
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I dreamt about how I would write prolog to solve this game and it's so crazy impossible. It _feels_ possible but I can't reason about it.

You should play it. hempuli.com/baba/
Baba Is You
hempuli.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM