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On the toilet reading the poop wiki so I make sure I'm doin it right
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
On the toilet reading the poop wiki so I make sure I'm doin it right
I am on the floor for an amazing reason!
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I am on the floor for an amazing reason!
If u guys need anything I'm gonna be here fucking dead from a gunshog wound
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
If u guys need anything I'm gonna be here fucking dead from a gunshog wound
It was one of my more forgiving mistakes this week, the other day I pooped and fell down
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It was one of my more forgiving mistakes this week, the other day I pooped and fell down
The tickle monster is, for the first time ever, afraid for his life
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The tickle monster is, for the first time ever, afraid for his life
I look into the mirror and one beer and then many beers appear before me
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I look into the mirror and one beer and then many beers appear before me
Unfortunately, due to budget concerns, this will have to tickle my poverty
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Unfortunately, due to budget concerns, this will have to tickle my poverty
Okay bro I didn't even want to tickle you, OR your fancy
January 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Okay bro I didn't even want to tickle you, OR your fancy
Soup eating Eddie Murphy:
Eddie Slurpy!!!
Eddie Slurpy!!!
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Soup eating Eddie Murphy:
Eddie Slurpy!!!
Eddie Slurpy!!!
Can an epic freaking pork sandwich make an old white boy change his ways
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Can an epic freaking pork sandwich make an old white boy change his ways
Gave up on consumer inhalants, gonna give eating Lysol wipes a try
January 15, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Gave up on consumer inhalants, gonna give eating Lysol wipes a try
The abyss giggles back
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 AM
The abyss giggles back
Thinking abt getting into poison drinking lately if u all have any recommendations
Already tried glowing green vials labeled with a skull and crossbones
Already tried glowing green vials labeled with a skull and crossbones
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Thinking abt getting into poison drinking lately if u all have any recommendations
Already tried glowing green vials labeled with a skull and crossbones
Already tried glowing green vials labeled with a skull and crossbones
Imagine pissing here and the door suddenly swings open HARD and hits you
January 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Imagine pissing here and the door suddenly swings open HARD and hits you
No time to explain, white boy
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 AM
No time to explain, white boy
U bock like a chicken
I Brock like the pokemon guy
I Brock like the pokemon guy
January 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
U bock like a chicken
I Brock like the pokemon guy
I Brock like the pokemon guy
Part of my Pact with God is that I'm not allowed to die until every LaQuinta hotel in the United States has a warning sign in its lobby because of me.
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Part of my Pact with God is that I'm not allowed to die until every LaQuinta hotel in the United States has a warning sign in its lobby because of me.
Cashier wanted my "name for the order"
Pervert
Pervert
June 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Cashier wanted my "name for the order"
Pervert
Pervert
She said my hat was stupid
March 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
She said my hat was stupid
i do not remember posting this
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
i do not remember posting this
Shawty like a melody in my ass
October 1, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Shawty like a melody in my ass
*kick flip's* fuck yes (yeah)
October 1, 2023 at 1:21 AM
*kick flip's* fuck yes (yeah)