He doesn't have to work that hard at being a little shit. #TheArchers

I feel more sorry for Soosan - got to be a first time #TheArchers

It's alright. It isn't permanent or incurable. Sometimes I feel sorry for Brian, but that goes away the moment he speaks. #TheArchers

I cannot believe Miss Bennet has the face of this Sharples person - apart from anything else, isn't she of the servant class?

While heartedly agree. It cannot be right to be making profits off the elderly or Alzheimer’s victims. Dreadful.

Yes, OK, muscles - but the face? #TheArchers Is not the face the mirror of the mind?

"Joe Grundy's muscle-enhancement elixir, made from turkey bile (patent pending)" #TheArchers

I don’t have any sympathy for Will if he does feel angry. He needs to get real about George. #TheArchers

Is there any issue about the BBC being an enforced subscription service - ie you make a compulsory payment for a licence once a year? Trump would effectively be suing you, me and the rest of the British people. Is he able to do that? Or should he just sue the Panorama producers?

"I say, old chap, that's really not very good form, snaffling a man's pasty before we've even been introduced. Didn't your mater teach you any manners?"

The thing against this otherwise-very-attractive theory is that she has to sleep with him. You'd need to be hard as nails for that - it's not easy to hold your nose (or anything else) in those circumstances. #TheArchers

This is appalling. The care home system desperately needs to be publicly funded - privatisation is a recipe for rackets.

Nah! Surely not!

I hope they tested which were the most alluring - with salt and vinegar, but also without. You just can't cut corners on this kind of scientific investigation.

It started with failing Grailing. He made so many cuts, from the probation service to the maintenance of courts (plaster was dropping from the ceiling in some cases) that it will take a huge investment* to sort things out.

*Which, of course, we can no longer afford.

You can't penny-pinch where scientific discovery is concerned.

Gosh, I was brought up to be polite, so it would never have occurred to me to yell at seagulls, particularly if we hadn't been personally introduced.