Jason Selvig
@jasonselvig.bsky.social
There are some new postcards in the Trump Tower gift shop.
July 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There are some new postcards in the Trump Tower gift shop.
ARREST ICE, NOW! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
ARREST ICE, NOW! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
It is psychotic that the President of the United States wears a hat that says “I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!”
April 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It is psychotic that the President of the United States wears a hat that says “I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!”
A reality show host, a daytime TV doctor and a guy who put a dead bear in Central Park walk into a White House.
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A reality show host, a daytime TV doctor and a guy who put a dead bear in Central Park walk into a White House.
During your life your dad has declared bankruptcy six times.
April 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
During your life your dad has declared bankruptcy six times.
Totally forgot I met Mike Waltz (unremarkable person) but I’m gonna check signal to see if he added me to a war planning group chat.
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Totally forgot I met Mike Waltz (unremarkable person) but I’m gonna check signal to see if he added me to a war planning group chat.
If your billionaire president turns The White House into a showroom for the richest man on the earth’s car company you might be living in a dystopian hellscape.
March 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If your billionaire president turns The White House into a showroom for the richest man on the earth’s car company you might be living in a dystopian hellscape.
Real rich spoiled brat vibes.
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Real rich spoiled brat vibes.
The United Oligarchs of America.
February 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The United Oligarchs of America.
We’re all going to die.
January 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We’re all going to die.
Putting things to the test on instagram.
January 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Putting things to the test on instagram.
Hulk Hogan booed on Monday Night Raw.
January 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Hulk Hogan booed on Monday Night Raw.
Herchel Walker, seen here receiving a roll of condoms, has been picked to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Herchel Walker, seen here receiving a roll of condoms, has been picked to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
I’m running for mayor of New York on one issue. If elected I will cancel Santacon.
December 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I’m running for mayor of New York on one issue. If elected I will cancel Santacon.
BREAKING: Donald Trump picks ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Labor and you are about to google to see if that’s true.
November 22, 2024 at 8:42 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump picks ex-wrestler Hulk Hogan for Secretary of Labor and you are about to google to see if that’s true.
Linda McMahon was terrible at taking the Stone Cold Stunner and for this reason I believe she is totally unqualified to be Education secretary.
November 21, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Linda McMahon was terrible at taking the Stone Cold Stunner and for this reason I believe she is totally unqualified to be Education secretary.
Proud of my totally unqualified friend.
November 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Proud of my totally unqualified friend.
Reality TV President appoints daytime TV Doctor.
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Reality TV President appoints daytime TV Doctor.
Opened up The New York Times and saw Matt Gaetz and myself.
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Opened up The New York Times and saw Matt Gaetz and myself.
And that was the last time anyone saw Joe Biden…
November 17, 2024 at 11:47 PM
And that was the last time anyone saw Joe Biden…
Asking Ted Cruz to autograph The National Enquirer story Donald Trump planted accusing Cruz’s father of killing JFK.
November 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Asking Ted Cruz to autograph The National Enquirer story Donald Trump planted accusing Cruz’s father of killing JFK.
RFK Jr leading the Department of Health and Human Services
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
RFK Jr leading the Department of Health and Human Services
Trump is very good at doing the dumbest thing possible.
November 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Trump is very good at doing the dumbest thing possible.