Jason Scheirer
@jasonscheirer.com
I'm Jason, and it only gets worse from there
It’s Día de Los Muertos, not Día de los Morbos so stop telling everyone it’s Morbin’ time. That’s April 1, 2022.
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s Día de Los Muertos, not Día de los Morbos so stop telling everyone it’s Morbin’ time. That’s April 1, 2022.
This is probably the thing that has made me most irrationally happiest in months and I’m almost tempted to pay for LinkedIn to see who it was.
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is probably the thing that has made me most irrationally happiest in months and I’m almost tempted to pay for LinkedIn to see who it was.
One result when I try the search myself, which is neat!
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One result when I try the search myself, which is neat!
4d3d3d3 in the house, celery man style
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
4d3d3d3 in the house, celery man style
I was such a shit in my twenties.
August 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I was such a shit in my twenties.
August 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Now with french fries. Llama saltado.
July 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Now with french fries. Llama saltado.
Back to the butthole mines tomorrow, I suppose
July 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Back to the butthole mines tomorrow, I suppose
The important part is I'm having fun
July 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The important part is I'm having fun
An icon-in-progress for an app I have in progress.
Rule number one of icon design is every icon must have a butthole.
Rule number one of icon design is every icon must have a butthole.
July 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
An icon-in-progress for an app I have in progress.
Rule number one of icon design is every icon must have a butthole.
Rule number one of icon design is every icon must have a butthole.
I got this idea from someone else but it’s worth remembering wherever your profile picture on the work Slack was on your last day is the profile picture you will have _forever_. Make sure when randos search you years from now they know you were a delight to work with.
April 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I got this idea from someone else but it’s worth remembering wherever your profile picture on the work Slack was on your last day is the profile picture you will have _forever_. Make sure when randos search you years from now they know you were a delight to work with.
I still hate this type of urinal
December 23, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I still hate this type of urinal
A common theme in Renaissance Art
December 22, 2024 at 2:41 PM
A common theme in Renaissance Art
Texas toast is garlic bread
Texas hold ‘em is poker
Texas caviar is bean salad
Texas tea is oil
Texas watermelon is
Texas hold ‘em is poker
Texas caviar is bean salad
Texas tea is oil
Texas watermelon is
November 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Texas toast is garlic bread
Texas hold ‘em is poker
Texas caviar is bean salad
Texas tea is oil
Texas watermelon is
Texas hold ‘em is poker
Texas caviar is bean salad
Texas tea is oil
Texas watermelon is
