So anyway, UK friends. If anyone fancies a long euro roadtrip through the night with a few days in Venice at the end, let me know. Costs are on me :)

I hung lovely dark blackout curtains a month before Signore Lucifero came into my life. In the morning it’s like looking at stars on a clear night.

Stranded on Giudecca is essentially my life goal for the coming year.

Curtains? You mean soon to be perforated cat climbing fabrics?

One can only hope he, like the UK politicians, dies slowly and painfully of something consumptive.

I still hope they all die slowly, painfully, of something consumptive. Never have so few selfish, venal shitstains on the underpants of society fucked up so much for everyone.

Wait a minute! That's a Mitsubishi!

As though I've ever taken good advice...

Tasty human.

Can I say, I remain disappointed by this even now. If I can do anything to help ressurect this let me know.

Also seen in Venice, conversational grafitti