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I wasn't provided a handbook; may I borrow yours?
he/him
he/him
New tarot deck day; feeling pretty good about the selection.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New tarot deck day; feeling pretty good about the selection.
This one definitely makes janky sleep noises.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This one definitely makes janky sleep noises.
I got a little change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to call you on the telephone, baby, I give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
Wants to call you on the telephone, baby, I give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I got a little change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling
Wants to call you on the telephone, baby, I give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
Wants to call you on the telephone, baby, I give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
Bummed to learn Smokey X has be diagnosed with cancer. A very good boy who made his debut in 2013. Unclear how much time he's got left, but he's going to be very well cared for.
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Bummed to learn Smokey X has be diagnosed with cancer. A very good boy who made his debut in 2013. Unclear how much time he's got left, but he's going to be very well cared for.
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the mind killer.
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the mind killer.
Time to clean the printer gun.
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Time to clean the printer gun.
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Gritty is just a fully evolved Phanatic
@justin_klugh
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:svtnlndaqpllkqc5hlrvwgp2/bafkreihwd6dsd55wsfg6c6hpqfaqkqdqjx4tvd7caoqvcuisvx6qhei3cq@jpeg)
an amazing thing sibling purchased
September 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
an amazing thing sibling purchased
last birthday present just arrived, the clock says APRIL 1805
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
last birthday present just arrived, the clock says APRIL 1805
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Feels 98°? We are going back to Adidas, aren’t we?
August 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Feels 98°? We are going back to Adidas, aren’t we?
No cheating post your Lock Screen
July 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No cheating post your Lock Screen
I’ll just check out the forecast for next week.
Oh. That’s probably not great.
Oh. That’s probably not great.
July 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I’ll just check out the forecast for next week.
Oh. That’s probably not great.
Oh. That’s probably not great.
I mean, it is canonically in the Matrix.
July 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I mean, it is canonically in the Matrix.
You've inherited a movie theater; what's you first double feature?
July 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
You've inherited a movie theater; what's you first double feature?
Very cool book my sibling ordered for me from Japan, along with the neat stamps on the envelope (bats!)
June 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Very cool book my sibling ordered for me from Japan, along with the neat stamps on the envelope (bats!)
Need to rewatch Edgerunners soon.
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Need to rewatch Edgerunners soon.
Lack of game recognize lack of game. When you know, you know.
May 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lack of game recognize lack of game. When you know, you know.
prickly, with layers
May 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
prickly, with layers