Jason Fitch
jasoneff.bsky.social
Jason Fitch
@jasoneff.bsky.social
walker, talker, sleeper
We went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said, "Well no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted, "Anarchy"
And Someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was "California Dreaming"
So we Started screaming
"On such a winter's day"
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it)
October 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
lol
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
August 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
March 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist
January 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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