As Havertz scores, Gary Neville is telling anyone who will listen that Chelsea have Arsenal just where they want them.

All I know is that he hates poor kids. Normally people who rate kids on the basis of how much their parents earn would be seen as a douche, but he seems to have been getting away with it for years.

I didn’t even know that carabao was a brand of energy drink. I’m not sure that’s a good fit for branding football - I doubt any of the athletes on the pitch would touch the stuff.

Bring back milk!

Milk?

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Apple Corpus - which causes the person you’re looking at to be confused and say “I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that”.

Hear me out for a second. Maybe increasing tax on rental income was always going to be passed onto tenants and lead to higher rent?

The Edinburgh Festival was the brainchild of Jewish refugees from Nazi Germany. They wanted to show that there’s a lot more that connects us than separates us. And art is one of those things that transcends borders.

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Torn (n)

1. Feeling that one is not totally sure of something.

2. Ripped or pulled apart.

And it’s not even as if there’s any private sector business standing in the way. The buses and trams are owned by local government. The trains are owned by the Scottish government. Surely, of all cities, it should be easier in Edinburgh?

There’s this guy from the Knives Out movies.