Jason Botelho
@jasonbotelho.bsky.social
IBS-haver. The posts are almost always going to be about sports because I don’t want to go to jail. FTFO ✌️
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I’m a braindead sea perch, please join me in welcoming Marjorie Taylor Greene into our big dumb tent.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m a braindead sea perch, please join me in welcoming Marjorie Taylor Greene into our big dumb tent.
The NFL and its corrupt officials have prevented me from seeing four more Jared Goff incompletions. Please join my class action suit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The NFL and its corrupt officials have prevented me from seeing four more Jared Goff incompletions. Please join my class action suit.
With no due respect, Madge T. Greene is not your friend. She’s a grifter. She’s grifting. Don’t buy the grift.
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
With no due respect, Madge T. Greene is not your friend. She’s a grifter. She’s grifting. Don’t buy the grift.
Notre Dame (bb) playing so well we’ve moved into the “lumpia is delicious” portion of this broadcast.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Notre Dame (bb) playing so well we’ve moved into the “lumpia is delicious” portion of this broadcast.
Watching the best player in college basketball (Britt Prince)
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Watching the best player in college basketball (Britt Prince)
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
Imagine if there was an audio recording somewhere where Donald Trump himself could be heard talking about sexually assaulting women and getting away with it. Seems like that’s just the kind of smoking gun that would really make a difference!
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Imagine if there was an audio recording somewhere where Donald Trump himself could be heard talking about sexually assaulting women and getting away with it. Seems like that’s just the kind of smoking gun that would really make a difference!
Donald Trump? Fred Trump’s kid?
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Donald Trump? Fred Trump’s kid?
Look, there was a roadmap to victory there for OU for a bit in this game. But when you have a superstar like UCLA does (Angela Dugalić) you’ve got to be perfect to pick up those Ws.
There are *significantly* more important things going on, however, I’m very much looking forward to Oklahoma upsetting UCLA tonight. In many ways, I’d say that I need it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Look, there was a roadmap to victory there for OU for a bit in this game. But when you have a superstar like UCLA does (Angela Dugalić) you’ve got to be perfect to pick up those Ws.
OU/UCLA answering the question “what if everyone did cocaine before the tip?”
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
OU/UCLA answering the question “what if everyone did cocaine before the tip?”
There are *significantly* more important things going on, however, I’m very much looking forward to Oklahoma upsetting UCLA tonight. In many ways, I’d say that I need it.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
There are *significantly* more important things going on, however, I’m very much looking forward to Oklahoma upsetting UCLA tonight. In many ways, I’d say that I need it.
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These sad bunch of traitorous losers destroyed the lives of millions of people for a political stunt with zero objectives other than to spit in the face of everyone who wants the most powerful people on planet Earth to do very basic parts of their jobs.
Pathetic, awful people.
Pathetic, awful people.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
These sad bunch of traitorous losers destroyed the lives of millions of people for a political stunt with zero objectives other than to spit in the face of everyone who wants the most powerful people on planet Earth to do very basic parts of their jobs.
Pathetic, awful people.
Pathetic, awful people.
You cannot convince me that these people don’t actually enjoy consistently shitting themselves any time they have to merge onto a freeway. There is no other explanation. Trump was losing on SNAP. He was losing at the airport. He was losing at the polls.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You cannot convince me that these people don’t actually enjoy consistently shitting themselves any time they have to merge onto a freeway. There is no other explanation. Trump was losing on SNAP. He was losing at the airport. He was losing at the polls.
With apologies to a very good friend, it is not enough to simply primary every Democrat. We need to drive out of DC every fish-brained senior advisor in the ears of the Anguses King and Maggies Hassan. Perennial losers with their fingers on the pulse of a cadaver.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
With apologies to a very good friend, it is not enough to simply primary every Democrat. We need to drive out of DC every fish-brained senior advisor in the ears of the Anguses King and Maggies Hassan. Perennial losers with their fingers on the pulse of a cadaver.
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Imagine loving something so much that you willingly show up to Reser Stadium to watch your desiccated husk of a football program face winless Sam Houston State.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Imagine loving something so much that you willingly show up to Reser Stadium to watch your desiccated husk of a football program face winless Sam Houston State.
Jackson Arnold is going to be a perfect fit for the LSU Tigers.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Jackson Arnold is going to be a perfect fit for the LSU Tigers.
Does Garrett Nussmeier getting benched count as elder abuse?
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Does Garrett Nussmeier getting benched count as elder abuse?
Hoping, praying, wishing that we get to see Penn State fans storm the field after beating Indiana in football.
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hoping, praying, wishing that we get to see Penn State fans storm the field after beating Indiana in football.
Friday night in the club (on my couch watching Richmond and Texas).
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Friday night in the club (on my couch watching Richmond and Texas).
Well, it took 18 hours, but I’ve successfully signed up for FuboTV and connected that account to my MyDisney account so that I can watch Richmond and Texas on SEC+ later and all it took was my computer, my phone, and my Apple TV.
November 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Well, it took 18 hours, but I’ve successfully signed up for FuboTV and connected that account to my MyDisney account so that I can watch Richmond and Texas on SEC+ later and all it took was my computer, my phone, and my Apple TV.
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If we can’t make you fear his politics or his aloof wife, we’ll make you fear his facial hair.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If we can’t make you fear his politics or his aloof wife, we’ll make you fear his facial hair.
Does Nneka know that Wikipedia exists?
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Does Nneka know that Wikipedia exists?
I don’t want to cause any trouble here but Kiki Rice stat-padding in garbage time against Cal-State San Diego is great comedy.
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I don’t want to cause any trouble here but Kiki Rice stat-padding in garbage time against Cal-State San Diego is great comedy.