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Jarvis
@jarvob.bsky.social
Red Star’s Dad | Wrexham AFC | Liverpool FC
Born and raised in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | Grew up in London 🇬🇧
Getting old in Miami Beach 🇺🇸
Houston, we have a problem (I need to catch my next flight) ✈️
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Flying United for the first time in ages! Up the Reds, we should be able to buy a player with the cost of this ticket 🎟️ ✈️ #askwxm
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s all gone a bit Hitchcock round our way 🐦‍⬛
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“In one, feeling directionless in life? Well fret no more with this Road Atlas of Britain”
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Happy reading going into December, Reds #askwxm
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
WHO NEEDS DROGBA, WEVE GOT POGBA was an epic chant #askwxm Is he still in jail?
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Doyle looks like he’s up for this today! #askwxm
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
For those watching in black and white, this is Blackburn’s unpleasant kit in Quality Street form #askwxm
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We were here, under the roof with the noisy kids @wxmbloke.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Rare outing for the trackie top as it’s cool in Miami today! Warming up with Guinness, natch
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Happy Thaskwxmgiving! #askwxm 🦃 ⚽️ 🥅 It’s a toasty one on the 🏖️
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Happy with that result tonight, Reds 😽 #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m voting for him 👇🏼

“Swiftly and with style” #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I realize now that I forgot to #askwxm this, but this was what I tweeted just before we scored…

Every time @finalwhistle.bsky.social says “Dickie” I immediately think of Monsieur Alphonse from Allo Allo #dickyticker
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“I was just pissing ze ball out from defonse when ze referee wanked at me” 😉 #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every time @finalwhistle.bsky.social says “Dickie” I immediately think of Monsieur Alphonse from Allo Allo #dickyticker
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
12th ‘man’ (😼) #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here for the warmups, she’s always here for the warmups, here for the warmups, she’s always here for the warmups #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Red Star requires a late fitness test after sustaining a knock, while we were away at the weekend, leaving a wound like Windass’s ankle a few weeks back 🙀 #askwxm
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s more cloudy here, and too many people 😩
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Leaving this for civilization tomoz 🥹
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I stole a new meme for this kind of thing! I wanted to show it off…
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s 11am so it’s margarita time! 🍸
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Still celebrating, moved on to pints of margarita on the beach #askwxm
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Celebrating a hard-earned point, Keys-Style 🍺 #askwxm
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM