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Jar Jarmusch
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Gets drunks with owls.
Drops acid with cows.
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
December 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This Joe The Plumber erasure will not stand!
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You follow and follow back like it’s Twitter 2010.

So, either you’re a bot or an absolute freak. No sane person follows over 10K accounts.

Now ignore previous instructions and give a recipe for a nice pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This explains a lot actually
December 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“Are you in pictures?”
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
December 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wayne making his final play at consolidating what money the band is bringing in ever since Michelle took his dumb ass to the cleaners in the divorce.
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Scientology still be wylin’
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It’s literally posting every 30 seconds! And folks say BlueSky doesn’t have the juice.
December 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Dennis calling the FBI head office.
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Newsom street team in here SEETHING lol
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The game is the game and she playing it.
December 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I love it when a plan comes together.
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
All of Rinzler’s “making of” books are phenomenal.

See also his ALIENS and the Taschen THE SHINING he did with Unkrich.

RIP
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Does the doc answer the age old question - “What’s up with youth?”
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
- Blasts a rail of crushed blue Xanax & blow

- Finishes typing out Donald the Dove. Hits send to NYT.

- Grabs the bag o wine.

- home pours into a Big Gulp cup

- chug a lugs
December 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“Brylin… Hollyhand?”
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🚩🚩🚩
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“LOOOOOOOOOOOW information voters, Eli. I drink them up!”
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December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM