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Jared Rizzi
@jaredrizzi.bsky.social
father of #PistachioJoe
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
default mtg restored
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
calling cigna today to see what they think
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Baby, don't worry," he said. "It's not a worm."
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Okay, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"She loved his eyes, blue as the flame. She loved his insatiable appetites and his particular complications and particular darkness. He said he wanted her to have his baby."
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why is this legal
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"This is a crime scene!"

"It's an office."

"We're in Washington. Same thing."
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
happy Halloween from one of the most desperate, AI slop, transphobic campaigns I've ever seen
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
someone is trying to hurt me
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Is it a robot, or is it another "mechanical Turk"?
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
we used to be able to walk into a quaint sandwich shop knowing that only the most degenerate among us would become bricked up
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Or the French Canadians
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
October 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
loved the "Aunt Tifa" signs at #NoKings but I really hope some of you are ready to teach the classics
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
happy weekend
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
incredible scene out of Portland
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
October 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
same energy
October 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM