Jared Buckert
@jaredbuckert.bsky.social
I'm a homesteading gearhead with a fancy mustache who watches too much Star Trek.
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"Imagine that. It never occurred to me to think of space as the thing that's actually moving."
a man in a blue shirt looks at the camera
Alt: Simon Pegg's Montgomery Scott drying his ear.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Imagine that. It never occurred to me to think of space as the thing that's actually moving."
Thanks. If I can't get my wife onboard I'll have to find a new co-host. 😂😂
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thanks. If I can't get my wife onboard I'll have to find a new co-host. 😂😂
I'm thinking about doing Enterprise first and watch the entire franchise in timeline chronological order (as best I can). So I'll be starting with the show I've seen the least but it's old enough that I know the larger plot points.
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm thinking about doing Enterprise first and watch the entire franchise in timeline chronological order (as best I can). So I'll be starting with the show I've seen the least but it's old enough that I know the larger plot points.
I've been kicking around the idea of a podcast, but I wouldn't do a new show. I'd rather do a show that I've already seen a dozen times through, or at least a show that has been around long enough that it's already been "spoiled" for me.
December 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I've been kicking around the idea of a podcast, but I wouldn't do a new show. I'd rather do a show that I've already seen a dozen times through, or at least a show that has been around long enough that it's already been "spoiled" for me.
Well someone is being a Grinch. Where's your Christmas spirit, Chief?
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Well someone is being a Grinch. Where's your Christmas spirit, Chief?
#1 for that month or for the whole year? Because I looked both up and they are WILDLY different scenarios.
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
#1 for that month or for the whole year? Because I looked both up and they are WILDLY different scenarios.
@elimgarak240b.bsky.social could have at least added some blinky lights to make it tactically festive.
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
@elimgarak240b.bsky.social could have at least added some blinky lights to make it tactically festive.
Phasers fully charged. Can't be too careful with a moopsy on the loose.
December 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Phasers fully charged. Can't be too careful with a moopsy on the loose.
Hope that box provides adequate containment.
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hope that box provides adequate containment.
The ballroom might not be, but I'm sure his gilded Eagle's Nest that he's building underneath it is.
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The ballroom might not be, but I'm sure his gilded Eagle's Nest that he's building underneath it is.
Fabulous is a slur?
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fabulous is a slur?
The western genre as a whole (film, television, literature, music, etc) is basically dead. It's truly unfortunate because you could argue it's the only thing that is uniquely American culturally.
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The western genre as a whole (film, television, literature, music, etc) is basically dead. It's truly unfortunate because you could argue it's the only thing that is uniquely American culturally.
Adult western book series you say?
a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a drink and saying now you have my attention .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Adult western book series you say?
@underthedesknews.bsky.social already reported that he's calling fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction. And since he's lying about fentanyl coming from Venezuela, 1+1=3 and 3 means war.
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@underthedesknews.bsky.social already reported that he's calling fentanyl a weapon of mass destruction. And since he's lying about fentanyl coming from Venezuela, 1+1=3 and 3 means war.
Such grace. Such majesty. I feel like he's practiced this choreography.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Such grace. Such majesty. I feel like he's practiced this choreography.
I feel like this is a meme template that nobody has used yet.
December 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I feel like this is a meme template that nobody has used yet.
Knowing them they're just itching to put a nuclear warhead on Maduro's forehead. And I'm sure he knows that. I'm not saying it's a smart move to declare war, but I can see why they'd be justified in doing so.
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Knowing them they're just itching to put a nuclear warhead on Maduro's forehead. And I'm sure he knows that. I'm not saying it's a smart move to declare war, but I can see why they'd be justified in doing so.
I think there's room for both. We could easily have a "starship wanders around fixing the galaxy" show and whatever experimental "formula breaker" show they can come up with. The problem is Paramount can't seem to handle multiple shows running in parallel.
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think there's room for both. We could easily have a "starship wanders around fixing the galaxy" show and whatever experimental "formula breaker" show they can come up with. The problem is Paramount can't seem to handle multiple shows running in parallel.
According to my tricorder, the launches are timed perfectly to an old Earth song. Perhaps this isn't a malfunction but a coordinated musical event. In either case I believe we should let it go for now. Computer, play Milkshake by Kelis.
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
According to my tricorder, the launches are timed perfectly to an old Earth song. Perhaps this isn't a malfunction but a coordinated musical event. In either case I believe we should let it go for now. Computer, play Milkshake by Kelis.
Absolutely. Can you imagine thinking otherwise? How barbaric.
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Absolutely. Can you imagine thinking otherwise? How barbaric.
I won't be wearing it, I know that. $168? In this economy?
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I won't be wearing it, I know that. $168? In this economy?
Hey Chief, I already looked into rerouting power from the bar speakers. I'm not sure how he did it, but it looks like he tied into the warp engines of all the runabouts. It'll take us the better part of a week to cut through it all so we can shut them down.
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey Chief, I already looked into rerouting power from the bar speakers. I'm not sure how he did it, but it looks like he tied into the warp engines of all the runabouts. It'll take us the better part of a week to cut through it all so we can shut them down.
I'm still waiting for my chili. Let's just hope I can get this cleaned up before-- No! Stop Roomba! STOP!
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm still waiting for my chili. Let's just hope I can get this cleaned up before-- No! Stop Roomba! STOP!
Such a giving woman. Always worried about others, even holographic s*x workers.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Such a giving woman. Always worried about others, even holographic s*x workers.