Jared Norman
@jardo.dev
Computers bend to my will. https://jardo.dev
Here's a unique moment Amy captured: im riding an invisible board.
Actually, I'm out on the very end of my mid length, past where it's waxed, on the lip of a breaking wave, doing my very best to try to make it down onto the face of the wave. I'm used to noseriding my longboard, but not my 7'0".
Actually, I'm out on the very end of my mid length, past where it's waxed, on the lip of a breaking wave, doing my very best to try to make it down onto the face of the wave. I'm used to noseriding my longboard, but not my 7'0".
November 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Here's a unique moment Amy captured: im riding an invisible board.
Actually, I'm out on the very end of my mid length, past where it's waxed, on the lip of a breaking wave, doing my very best to try to make it down onto the face of the wave. I'm used to noseriding my longboard, but not my 7'0".
Actually, I'm out on the very end of my mid length, past where it's waxed, on the lip of a breaking wave, doing my very best to try to make it down onto the face of the wave. I'm used to noseriding my longboard, but not my 7'0".
Unless some swell comes out of nowhere, it's looking like my surfing streak ends at 6 days.
November 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Unless some swell comes out of nowhere, it's looking like my surfing streak ends at 6 days.
I've surfed every day since Wednesday (and the lack of swell tomorrow might end the streak), but today I at least have some proof.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I've surfed every day since Wednesday (and the lack of swell tomorrow might end the streak), but today I at least have some proof.
The power went out at the cabin right after we finished making breakfast this morning. Lit a candle and watched the waves roll in.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The power went out at the cabin right after we finished making breakfast this morning. Lit a candle and watched the waves roll in.
Amy upgraded my @deadcode.website shirts by tie-dying them.
October 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Amy upgraded my @deadcode.website shirts by tie-dying them.
Shots from today's surf adventure. The dog (I assume) belonged to the only other surfer left out when I paddled in. Very good surf dog. So patient.
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shots from today's surf adventure. The dog (I assume) belonged to the only other surfer left out when I paddled in. Very good surf dog. So patient.
The boards and wetsuit are loaded up. Just grabbing a coffee before I head to the beach. It's gonna be a good day. 🤙
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The boards and wetsuit are loaded up. Just grabbing a coffee before I head to the beach. It's gonna be a good day. 🤙
I prefer hot sauce on my pizza, but you have to work with what you've got.
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I prefer hot sauce on my pizza, but you have to work with what you've got.
Completed my final long run before the half marathon in a couple weeks. It's taper time.
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Completed my final long run before the half marathon in a couple weeks. It's taper time.
If I got confused and wanted to return to Twitter, its algorithm would immediately change my mind and make me leave again.
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If I got confused and wanted to return to Twitter, its algorithm would immediately change my mind and make me leave again.
I hated running for a little over two hours today! (Sadly I'm actually the kind of sociopath who loves running.)
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hated running for a little over two hours today! (Sadly I'm actually the kind of sociopath who loves running.)
I don't think that's Ruby, Sentry.
September 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't think that's Ruby, Sentry.
Managed to drag myself 18km today.
September 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Managed to drag myself 18km today.
Took a page out of my little bro's book and clocked a 17k run on a day where I've got a hockey game later. Better go eat 3000 calories.
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Took a page out of my little bro's book and clocked a 17k run on a day where I've got a hockey game later. Better go eat 3000 calories.
Sky is doing something.
September 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sky is doing something.
Something tells me that ads like this probably aren't helping sell this product to anyone who isn't on magic mushrooms (which is most people, unfortunately).
August 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Something tells me that ads like this probably aren't helping sell this product to anyone who isn't on magic mushrooms (which is most people, unfortunately).
![[borat voice] my wife](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cwapeeggb7yf5xcpz6rx7ncp/bafkreiaqcvzw6wnlsmm3ii4qlow5ujl3lpyjslbgwlvsa4zli5qhmpzmeq@jpeg)
I give Claude stupid rules when working on side projects.
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I give Claude stupid rules when working on side projects.
Roxie has lost all concepts of how beds work.
August 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Roxie has lost all concepts of how beds work.
The motley crew that made the ride.
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The motley crew that made the ride.
Rode out to this nice red gate for the first time today. (And kept going to get a sandwich and catch a ferry.) #yyj #BikeTooter
August 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rode out to this nice red gate for the first time today. (And kept going to get a sandwich and catch a ferry.) #yyj #BikeTooter
Was it really worth saving two characters each time you used the variable?
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Was it really worth saving two characters each time you used the variable?