Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦)
@janner.bsky.social
designated driver, spousal annoyance, full time dad-joker, empath, pinko-commie Euro-Smash 🇪🇺, he/him
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
I'll be there. I think. 🤭
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'll be there. I think. 🤭
So instead of "If the shoe fits...", it's "If the Honkshoo fits..."?
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So instead of "If the shoe fits...", it's "If the Honkshoo fits..."?
Let's make Krampus kaputt.
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Let's make Krampus kaputt.
Maybe just a smidge. 😅
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Maybe just a smidge. 😅
Three years without streaming. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous...
December 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Three years without streaming. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm not nervous...
I'll be present. 🫡
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I'll be present. 🫡
Let me make some tea, so I can handle you. 😋
December 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Let me make some tea, so I can handle you. 😋
Well, if it helps, you're just under an hour early for a Phasmo stream...
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Well, if it helps, you're just under an hour early for a Phasmo stream...
Careful, with you in there, you might contribute to global warming. 🥵
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Careful, with you in there, you might contribute to global warming. 🥵
Sam actually has, but she's not on here, so you might have to DM her. 😅
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sam actually has, but she's not on here, so you might have to DM her. 😅
Era makes it sound temporary though. Your curves are timeless. 😏
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Era makes it sound temporary though. Your curves are timeless. 😏
Instant Demon this time, maybe?
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Instant Demon this time, maybe?
What a wonderful view your office has... And a window, too! 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What a wonderful view your office has... And a window, too! 🤭
I'll try to clip that screaming. You know, to analyze your strategy. 😏
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'll try to clip that screaming. You know, to analyze your strategy. 😏
Always in your corner, you'll see me peeking into the kitchen.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Always in your corner, you'll see me peeking into the kitchen.
Adorable, smol, and out of this world, just like you. 🤭
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Adorable, smol, and out of this world, just like you. 🤭
You'd never let us down. Only lift us up. 🤭
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You'd never let us down. Only lift us up. 🤭
Beautiful start into the season. You definitely know how to sleigh, all the way. 😏
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Beautiful start into the season. You definitely know how to sleigh, all the way. 😏
I think you held back at like 80% sass. 😋
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think you held back at like 80% sass. 😋