exclusive: dept of war to require all newly provisioned MREs to include "weapons-grade asparagus" as an ingredient
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
exclusive: dept of war to require all newly provisioned MREs to include "weapons-grade asparagus" as an ingredient
yeah this cloak and dagger shit is so incredibly scummy. I'd pay VERY close attention to anyone who peeled off of the "defectors" last minute or who are going out of their way to proudly "denounce" the deal their buddies are taking the fall for
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
yeah this cloak and dagger shit is so incredibly scummy. I'd pay VERY close attention to anyone who peeled off of the "defectors" last minute or who are going out of their way to proudly "denounce" the deal their buddies are taking the fall for
Fetterman was never a Blackwater thug who signed on because he lived killing and got a Nazi tattoo on a drunken binge that he only just recently got covered up with a more cryptic volkish symbol so yeah man he's a different kind of terrible
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Fetterman was never a Blackwater thug who signed on because he lived killing and got a Nazi tattoo on a drunken binge that he only just recently got covered up with a more cryptic volkish symbol so yeah man he's a different kind of terrible
if fetterman ever calls you the GOAT, he's planning on bashing you on the head and devouring you whole
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
if fetterman ever calls you the GOAT, he's planning on bashing you on the head and devouring you whole
so congrats: you're an accessory to starving forty million people while claiming you were trying to preserve healthcare for billions, which we now know is a lie
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
so congrats: you're an accessory to starving forty million people while claiming you were trying to preserve healthcare for billions, which we now know is a lie
this weird "Schumer selecting folks to fall on the sword while disavowing the deal" thing is also pretty damning evidence that the shutdown was never actually about healthcare. whatever little treat your "colleagues" across the isle offered you is so vile, none of you can publicly touch it
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
this weird "Schumer selecting folks to fall on the sword while disavowing the deal" thing is also pretty damning evidence that the shutdown was never actually about healthcare. whatever little treat your "colleagues" across the isle offered you is so vile, none of you can publicly touch it
she meant blast ropes ♥️
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
she meant blast ropes ♥️
every time I catch myself drafting a fedpost on here I know it's time for a quarter of a brownie and a good nature documentary
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
every time I catch myself drafting a fedpost on here I know it's time for a quarter of a brownie and a good nature documentary
gotta love guaranteed yeast infections for all your homies who sit to pee
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
gotta love guaranteed yeast infections for all your homies who sit to pee
it's also worth pointing out air travel is going to be fucked for the holiday season regardless of whether or not the government opens back up tomorrow. the air traffic controllers who walked weeks ago are probably not coming back
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
it's also worth pointing out air travel is going to be fucked for the holiday season regardless of whether or not the government opens back up tomorrow. the air traffic controllers who walked weeks ago are probably not coming back
hey thanks for the estimate can you also tell me when the big tiddy anime girl is going to show up and bang a horse on my roof
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
hey thanks for the estimate can you also tell me when the big tiddy anime girl is going to show up and bang a horse on my roof
hear me out: puppy girl iditarod
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
hear me out: puppy girl iditarod
if balkanization really is the goal here, states would be wise to not only find ways to fund their SNAP programs now, but in perpetuity.
knowing how this administration acts, there's also a greater-than-zero chance they keep SNAP shut down even if they succeed in passing a funding package
knowing how this administration acts, there's also a greater-than-zero chance they keep SNAP shut down even if they succeed in passing a funding package
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if balkanization really is the goal here, states would be wise to not only find ways to fund their SNAP programs now, but in perpetuity.
knowing how this administration acts, there's also a greater-than-zero chance they keep SNAP shut down even if they succeed in passing a funding package
knowing how this administration acts, there's also a greater-than-zero chance they keep SNAP shut down even if they succeed in passing a funding package
addiction is a disease and this man is addicted to losing okay?
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
addiction is a disease and this man is addicted to losing okay?
during my last vacation abroad I bought a pack of fresh socks and then tossed each pair after wearing them to avoid vacation laundry and my friend said I was "Husseinin' it"
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
during my last vacation abroad I bought a pack of fresh socks and then tossed each pair after wearing them to avoid vacation laundry and my friend said I was "Husseinin' it"
mom come pick me up we got kicked out of planet fitness for playing fbi by the free weights
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
mom come pick me up we got kicked out of planet fitness for playing fbi by the free weights
imagine how it smells in there. there's no way that carpets been replaced in the past forty years if the walls still have wood paneling
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
imagine how it smells in there. there's no way that carpets been replaced in the past forty years if the walls still have wood paneling
it's either a vibrating ring or an insulin pump full of dmt
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
it's either a vibrating ring or an insulin pump full of dmt
pretty sure whoever is actually in charge of the FBI has some remote device strapped to this man's balls
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pretty sure whoever is actually in charge of the FBI has some remote device strapped to this man's balls
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
they call it splatterbutch
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
they call it splatterbutch
