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Jan Hendriks
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Meet
Ellyll y Gegn, a little (2ft) wildwood faerie, with a lovely pink dress, flowers in her green hair, a and rapier which she'll happily stick it your F**KING EYE, YOU TREE KILLER!

UP CLOSE and EFFING PERSONAL!

"I show no mercy, I already crossed that river!"

#daggerheart #FeariesWithAttitudes
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I created a sample Daggerheart PC this weekend. A sweet little (2ft) green-skinned unarmored faerie in a pink dress and a very bad attitude and foul mouth. With the motto "I show no mercy, I already crossed that river!"

My English colleague didn't get the reference/pun of that motto.

Can you?
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Two days of SpellenSpektakel. Mostly took over Battle of Hoth and Horrified demos.
Demoing is fun.
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
From High to Low to Doh To High to Low today with 1 hour.
H: Opera recommended. Ticket bought
L: Akhanaten in A'dam sold out 9 months in advance
D: I now have 2 tickets (see H)
H: Firewall issue solved at work
L: Satyagraha in Paris in April sold out (apart from the 150+EUR ticket
D: I caused the m
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
So... it seems I own 51 RPGs (excluding their editions), played 14, and GMed 16.

Kind of disappointed about the 14 played in the past 40 years.
October 22, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I've been told walking releases dopamine, which reduces gloominess and stress.

Didn't work.

Still depressed, still stressed.
Always gloomy.
October 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I tend to worry about everything that can (and will, obviously) go wrong, and how (obviously) I will annoy and rile up people.

In Dutch, we talk about seeing bears in the road, and usually, I'm not even sure there is a road, only bears.

So... all plans are cancelled for today #frustrated
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Fear is the mind killer.

There is no road, only bears.
October 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Party!!!!!
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Recently, an American asked how to store a Dutch flag properly to be able to fly it respectably at a later date, and the Dutch replies were hilarious.

Basically, the Dutch flag is an ordinary piece of cloth, not a holy relic.

Mostly used to signify soccer games, graduating, or royal birthdays
October 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
@aravine.bsky.social How are you holding up in your ravaged war-torn lands?
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I think that calling myself Jan Hendriks the Grandiose might be a good English companion to Jan Hendriks the Geweldenaar, instead The Glorious or The Goat.

Waddayou think?
September 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The result of the "Stab Your Poo" event was negative.
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I found a set of Who Goes First dice for 5 persons, complimenting my 4 persons set.

5 d60s 1 thru 300 vs 4 d12s 1 thru 48
September 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Today is the last day of my trial period. Haven't heard anything yet... exciting.
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Phrase of the Day is "Poop on a stick".

Today, I send some poop on a stick to voluntary, free, colon cancer test, which everyone on the Netherlands receives at 55 and then every 3 years.

Some years ago, someone close to me was diagnosed at an early stage and is now cancer free.
August 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Or.... maybe not.

Site closed for maintenance.
Surrounding woods off limits due to rabid wolf.

Hotel non-refundable.

LOL
August 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm gonna go see the Pyramid!!!

No, not pyramids....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid...

#PyrmidOfAusterlitz
Pyramid of Austerlitz - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Lesson of the Day: If you do something and would like me there, invite me, or I will not be there

Don't assume I will know I'm welcome, don't rely on others to tell me I'm surely invited, don't expect me to ask if you forgot to invite me.

Invite me, or miss me.
August 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Legitimate!
August 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
False advertising in Antwerp #iykyk
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I think the cat is pissed off because I was in the office today, so he only had a few hours today to ignore me.

#catissues
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In 2008 someone was denied a permit to remodel their house by the country he would be emigrating to.

In 2018 someone swapped the front door and a window to prevent themselves from emigrating to another country.

#BaarleNassau #BaarleHertog
August 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
To clarify, I am told my great aunt during WW2 was a member of the NSB (Dutch nazis) and married a wehrmacht soldier.
(And moved to Amsterdam...)

After the war, they were told to leave the country, and they settled in Munich.
August 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM