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Jane of the North
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“Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
Pinned
When you were going to watch TV but there's a baby goat in your spot.
We move in three weeks.🙀

We've purged a lot, including my English Lit. textbooks. The margins were filled with genius insights, like *IRONY (all caps), *Foreshadowing (double-underlined," and worst of all, the double exclamation-mark "symbolism!!"

How the heck I got an A+ I'll never know.

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a woman is pushing a couch in the back of a car .
ALT: a woman is pushing a couch in the back of a car .
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October 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Never mind whether you'd rather be alone with a man or a bear.

You do not wanna be alone with a ginger cat.

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Lo salvó el gatico
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October 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
María Corina Machado is a politician and activist. She won the 2025 Nobel Prize for Peace.

In other words, Donald lost to a Venezuelan woman who's not even the President of her own "shithole" country.

Someone's screeching "DEI" as ketchup flies over the Oval Offal. I mean Office.

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October 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Remember when we thought COVID times were “unprecedented”?

That was cute.

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October 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I kept reading about a super full moon in Aries and wasn't really sure what that meant but now I get it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My granddaughter painted my portrait. It's very lifelike.

🖌️🎨
October 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Why don't women report sexual assault and rape?

The President is a rapist and Diddy only got 50 months.

We keep our mouths shut because it doesn't matter.
October 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Friday.

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October 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
He's standing on Ron Desantis' little box, isn't he.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The squirrels were playing with acorns today, laughing at the chipmunks, who were most upset with the squirrels for not taking winter seriously. Leaves are dry and rustly in the wind. The trees are holding their breath, ready to paint the forest with reds and yellows.

Autumn.

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October 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
September 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The (hopeful) purchasers of our home came back with a professional to inspect stuff. I vacated the premises and sat with my neighbour. Since 2008 we've laughed, cried, shared joys and sorrows. Today she stage-whispered, "Are the new owners white?"

How. How. How is this possible.
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Caturday! Zoomies edition. G'morning.

❤️🐈
Pakour cat
YouTube video by MangMyk
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September 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States.

Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind?

Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My mom asked if I'd heard about Jimmy Kimmel. She's worried. She told me to leave my devices at home if I went to the States.

Why is my mom worried about me being punished for speaking my mind?

Because the Nazis occupied her country when she was a child. She's been here before.
September 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You lie, JD. You lie damnably. You lie like a Nazi. You lie like a fascist. You lie like a white supremacist. You lie like a rug (a rug who f*cks couches).

They're firing comedians for mocking them.

MAGAts are censoring you. You're not in a democracy anymore.
September 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
September 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Charlie Kirk's murderer's family are Republicans.

Charlie Kirk's murderer's father is a minister.

Charlie Kirk's murderer's parents let him play with guns.

Charlie Kirk's murderer isn't a violent immigrant.

Charlie Kirk's murderer is a violent Republican.
September 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
24 years ago, 9:00 am. I was in my van with the kids. On the radio they said a plane hit one of the twin towers.

Then the second plane hit. The shock and horror in the voices of the newscasters. I pulled over, because I couldn't see, because I was crying so hard.

Then the world stopped.
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I wanted to share some light with you. These words, this song.

"For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach."
~ Tolkien

They cannot hold sway forever.

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kd lang "Hallelujah" CSHF 2006
YouTube video by Leslie Warner
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September 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Do you require a visa to enter the United States?

The Big Beautiful Bill Act mandates that tourists, business travellers, and international students, who need nonimmigrant visas to enter the States, must pay a visa integrity fee of $250.

You won't see me in an American airport.
July 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
American woman
get away from me
American woman
mama let me be
Don't come a-hangin around my door
Don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
now woman
said get away
russkaya suka
listen what I say
Bye bye
Bye bye

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July 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM