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sarah🪴
@janekestrel.bsky.social
she/her | 80s-born millennial who occasionally posts, but probably not about the thing you followed me for
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December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
When your pile of comfort trash gets moved to the couch for vacuuming reasons
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thank you, writer(s) of the NCIS episode my parents were just watching and that I just caught the very end of while making my dinner, for doing what you can to try and teach boomers that AI is shitty 🫡
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I watched the videos in this playlist over the last couple of days and I truly believe they are a masterwork of art. Absolutely awe-inspiring
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Crow Pro: Scammers Waste Over 54 Hours - The Year Long Scambait - YouTube
This is a multipart series that took place over a year with a group of scammers who pretend to be "Mike" and "Joe Biden" talking to Richard Andrews about his...
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December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
no one fucking asked for this
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
got the vet to give us a pill version of our 17-year-old cat's arthritis meds to trick him into taking it by sprinkling the powder on his wet kidney disease food that he loves. he devoured it same as always. what if I told you
a man with gray hair and a beard is smiling in a blue and purple suit
Alt: a man with gray hair and a short beard is smiling in a blue and purple suit. it is samuel l. jackson from unbreakable and he is saying "I truly am a mastermind"
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December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Reposted by sarah🪴
Fond memories of Thedas today.

Happy Dragon Age Day 💜
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I thought I would be bummed about not having a spotify wrapped this year but then the graphic design choices they made for this one were ass, and also I don’t need it because I already know who I am
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m blocking anyone I see calling hockey arenas “boy aquariums” on sight from now on. I just cannot be seeing that with my eyes anymore
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
been getting deluded bouts of optimism lately and keep thinking about downloading a dating app again. somebody talk me off this cliff
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
“It’s so hard, I’ve been waiting for TEN MINUTES by now” - eight-year-old nephew in the most faux-teary pathetic voice you could possibly imagine, trying to get the adults to hurry and clean up dinner so it can be dessert time
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
it is very fun to watch your hometown team be in the middle of a multi-year golden age. you guys gotta try it sometime
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
on tumblr trying to find art and gif posts for a game you liked but the tag is mobbed with x reader fics, roleplayers, and bad opinion posts
a cartoon character standing next to a barrel with the ocean in the background
ALT: a cartoon character standing next to a barrel with the ocean in the background
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November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
weird experience that is possible to have now: being online and running into someone you were livejournal friends with, and you recognize them because their username and picture is the same as it was 15 years ago, but you changed yours so you have no idea if they would remember you
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Bluesky please make it so I can save drafts on here so I can keep my dumb halfassed post ideas for later
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I’m a person who is going to annoy every single family member I have who sends me ai videos without realizing it by ignoring whatever the meme is and just responding “lol that is definitely ai.” and I’m fine with this because I’m right and I like being right
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
basketball team is 10-2, won a championship three seasons ago. hockey team is 13-1-5, won a championship four seasons ago and currently lead the league. football team is 9-2 and lead the division. at this point the baseball team Must continue to be Like That so as to keep this city somewhat humble
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
people complain about romance books not having enough yearning anymore but refuse to read friends to lovers… this is a very fixable you problem
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I need rec lists of sci-fi books to be clearer about how many books they're recommending are sci-fi and which are just historical or contemporary lit fic with a little whiff here and there of something that sort of kind of maybe a little bit approaches being sci-fi
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Thank you the sun for giving me more chances to be annoying about this
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
finallyyyyyy he gets to keep this one 🥲
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ok. seems like I need to look into getting a restraining order against an entire company
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I remember when I was younger I used to think the time change was fun. It was weird and different, having it get light and dark at a different time just because we said so! Now it just ruins my whole life for at least three months
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
avalanche players be onside when their captain scores his first regular season goal in three years so it doesn't get disallowed challenge level impossible, apparently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
You know what. Audiobooks do not need music. It does not at any point enhance my experience to hear stock music at 1.7 speed
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM