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Jane Moon arrested in Ontario for masturbating in public in car
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If she pops up to harass you over this, make sure you keep screenshots. She tried to intimidate me and my best friend.

I guess she realized immediately threatening me made her look pretty fucking sketchy cos she deleted those posts after ~a day.

Watch out for attacks by proxy too.
I'm tired. 😮‍💨
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May 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Left one name in cos I think Jen maybe has an account here and deserves to see how her self-described "best friend" constantly talked about her

This was all a response to me complimenting JM's hair

After talking to another victim, uhhhhh
I do not think this was made up

I missed SO many red flags
blue: response to conversation yellow: minimization + justification red: "uwu rapist" thoughts purple: dehumanizing/entitlement/wtf lady jane moon 04/17/2023 11:21 PM The thing you said about my gray hair just popped into my head and Im deeply concerned I may have failed to reply with tysm I've always kinda liked it. Gray temples started being noticeable in person anyway by like 22 Jen and T would always compliment it. Perfect marvel comics ass silver streak pattern Oh shit I think I even peeped my comic books [remembers Jen and T -> drops topic, turns to fantasies] jane moon 04/17/2023 11:37 PM Hey a new thought I'm having here, not sure how committed I am to it yet. but it's very possible now that I've actually said em out loud and all, j think maybe all those highly specific group sex scenarios may be just ever so slightly trying to be in my early 20s again but knowing who I am and that's definitely not something that's ever gonna be satisfying if I try for. Fooling around with a cool pro babe would be fun as hell and like hell yeah to that. I'm just describing fantasies and things that didn't quite happen irl lol. Like one time I was hanging out with w and S. rour roommate and I have no idea what lead to this but I had my dick out fully hard and they were both like 0000 and... Neither of em did more than the tiniest poke while fawning over it I don't understand how that didn't end up with at least a hand job with an audience ["fun": different from her intense fantasies] Or hell jerking off while they watched woulda rocked lol Fucking.. ugh Or all the late nights with my hot friends and they were fucking SEXLESS at least in my goddamn presence Jen often commented on how prudish Toronto is even our rave scene And then she broke up R and came sat on my couch playing Mario Kart in a regular basis and hanging out and never ever having the guts to try it for years then we flubbed it so bad barely saw each and we never did anything extra or even all that fun except like fucking in the park jane moon 04/17/2023 11:46 PM Lmao she even commented that she didn't realize I was down. Too fucking self loathing to do anything jane moon 04/17/2023 11:53 PM Like I dunno whatever being repressed isn't good for you I'm riddled with self perpetuating thought loops that don' help me and go rotten in there April 18, 2023 jane moon 04/18/2023 12:10 AM I'm still sex positive we can do that stuff sometime along the road!! But I honestly should just get back into erotica, I think I was decent enough April 18, 2023 jane moon 04/18/2023 12:10 AM I'm still sex positive we can do that stuff sometime along the road!! But I honestly should just get back into erotica, I think I was decent enough jane moon I'm still sex positive we can do that stuff sometime along the road!! But I honestly should just jane moon 04/18/2023 12:16 AM Along the road... Hey what if you pretended to hitchhike and you were like hey I'll suck you off
February 28, 2024 at 10:00 AM