Nye’s Inner Musings
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Nye’s Inner Musings
@jamienigh.bsky.social
I apologize in advance. The inner monologue of CJME’s award winning, uh, “sports...talkie...guy”. (maybe?)
Shut up.
#Whatever
January 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Booooooooooorrrrring.

15 minutes of scrolling and not one poop joke.

@theskdude.bsky.social you told me this place was like Twitter used to be, but I remember a lot more poop jokes and innuendo.
January 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nipples
December 31, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Hey @bsky.app

People keep posting “GIFs” on here that are nothing more than photos with a shitty, generic caption written blow it that you have to click on to be redirected so you can actually see the GIF.

It is terrible and is ruining the echo in the chamber.
December 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Do #earthquakes impact weather patterns?

Seems like they would.

Anyways…

I have a 40cm high, hard packed drift on my driveway again.
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Jeopardy Answer:

Nipples… toenails … keys in your pocket.
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Today, I learned that Fibre One bars are both delicious and not for everyone.

Best tasting snack bar out there, no doubt…

But they need to come with a warning label.
November 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
After 40 a man’s weight loss regime is pretty much exclusively “ear hair plucking” and drinking generic psyllium fibre supplements...
November 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I wonder if Amber Heard pooped in Elon’s bed, too?
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I don’t think Bluesky likes me…

Storm clouds are a-brewin’.
November 14, 2024 at 5:45 PM
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 PM
So much better with GIFs…
November 14, 2024 at 1:12 AM
November 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
What happens if a fella says “cunt” on here?
November 14, 2024 at 12:38 AM
November 14, 2024 at 12:28 AM
If Jamie Nye gets blackout drunk at Grey Cup will I go silent until it wears off?

Something to ponder…
November 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Hey… hi.

I just wanted to say that it stinks like Trump in here too.
November 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Oh yeah?!

Prove it.
December 31, 2023 at 5:31 AM
@theskdude.bsky.social

You smell of musty carpet and old, frozen peas left in the square of winter sunlight in the living room when you return from vacation.
December 28, 2023 at 5:08 AM
I have never been able to do a backflip.
December 22, 2023 at 12:22 AM
If you’re a 40-ish year old male and you aren’t at least a little concerned about “pee-valve malfunction” one of these times …

Congratulations to you.
December 18, 2023 at 4:26 PM
I apologize in advance…
December 14, 2023 at 5:00 AM