Jamie Piscitelli
@jamie-piscitelli.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Son. Friend. Employed IT professional. Unemployable former DoD employee. Aspiring middle-aged something or other. Writer. Reader. History and Film Geek. Heavy Thinker and Occasional Drinker. Great Society Democrat, atheist, and hopeful.
"After reading this annual report, I am more convinced than ever that you are all fucked in the fucking face according to every human metric conceivable, and I am getting the fuck out of here. Maybe Ireland. Maybe Italy. You may all suck it! Good day to everyone but Pete, who really, really sucks!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"After reading this annual report, I am more convinced than ever that you are all fucked in the fucking face according to every human metric conceivable, and I am getting the fuck out of here. Maybe Ireland. Maybe Italy. You may all suck it! Good day to everyone but Pete, who really, really sucks!"
"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice." (1/2)
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice." (1/2)
Decisions. Decicions. Happy No Kings Day!
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Decisions. Decicions. Happy No Kings Day!
Date Night.
September 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Date Night.
I have to admit: Holy Name of Mary's web team has got it going on. Definitely am one to appreciate germane wit wrapped up in a 404.
September 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have to admit: Holy Name of Mary's web team has got it going on. Definitely am one to appreciate germane wit wrapped up in a 404.
Just saw a kickass live chat with @muellershewrote.com and @maryltrump.bsky.social on Substack. Then my screen froze at the end with this (see attached), which I thought was apropos. In my personal opinion: "They're both Number One!" And now @meidastouch.com has a show with Dr. Gill. Dig it!
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just saw a kickass live chat with @muellershewrote.com and @maryltrump.bsky.social on Substack. Then my screen froze at the end with this (see attached), which I thought was apropos. In my personal opinion: "They're both Number One!" And now @meidastouch.com has a show with Dr. Gill. Dig it!
Direction markers on the Ancient Roads of Pompeii. I shall call this picture "Phallus Doesn't Live Here Anymore."
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Direction markers on the Ancient Roads of Pompeii. I shall call this picture "Phallus Doesn't Live Here Anymore."
AA cancelled our flight. Try again tomorrow. But they put us up in this rather lovely place near a golf course. Lemons to limoncello and such.
August 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
AA cancelled our flight. Try again tomorrow. But they put us up in this rather lovely place near a golf course. Lemons to limoncello and such.
As seen on our last day in Rome just outside the Forum, Colisseum, and Palentine Hill. I really dig the cut of Italian feminists gib. Not that its my place to. I just found it arresting. Especially where it was painted.
August 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
As seen on our last day in Rome just outside the Forum, Colisseum, and Palentine Hill. I really dig the cut of Italian feminists gib. Not that its my place to. I just found it arresting. Especially where it was painted.
Next stop Rome.
August 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Next stop Rome.
I think the August illustration on my Edward Gorey callendar captures the vibe of this tortured, self-destructive nation quite well. The "Galoshes of Remorse" are weighty buggars.
August 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I think the August illustration on my Edward Gorey callendar captures the vibe of this tortured, self-destructive nation quite well. The "Galoshes of Remorse" are weighty buggars.
And the Cana's sez, "Whaddya hangin' out with him fer? Aint sed shit."
July 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
And the Cana's sez, "Whaddya hangin' out with him fer? Aint sed shit."
The whole story of how that happened, in a cartoon.
July 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The whole story of how that happened, in a cartoon.
Handsome fellows.
July 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Handsome fellows.
Welcome to Maia, the newest addition to our Cat Cult.
July 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Welcome to Maia, the newest addition to our Cat Cult.
Here at Swamp Farm, we've taken our house badminton league to a whole new shit.
July 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Here at Swamp Farm, we've taken our house badminton league to a whole new shit.
Fun with AI Filmmaking: If Moses was a millennial with an iPhone.
June 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Fun with AI Filmmaking: If Moses was a millennial with an iPhone.
My new oven (waited 3 years), my existing mother-in-law, and me. Went without an oven for a year. Our long national nightmare is over.
June 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My new oven (waited 3 years), my existing mother-in-law, and me. Went without an oven for a year. Our long national nightmare is over.
When I was working as an IT Specialist for DIA there was a sign on the wall of our office that said: "FOX NEWS: Sticking Americans Heads Up Their Own Asses Since 1996." It was still there when I left in 2022. I love you and your work, but this painting sums up the entire ethos of your "network."
May 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When I was working as an IT Specialist for DIA there was a sign on the wall of our office that said: "FOX NEWS: Sticking Americans Heads Up Their Own Asses Since 1996." It was still there when I left in 2022. I love you and your work, but this painting sums up the entire ethos of your "network."
Unlike the song, this American Wedding involved lots of vodka, marinated herring, and dancing. Returning to West Point for the first time in three years to see my friends Dr. Jeff Watson and Gina Pelosi wed at the Thayer Hotel was awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfe...
May 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Unlike the song, this American Wedding involved lots of vodka, marinated herring, and dancing. Returning to West Point for the first time in three years to see my friends Dr. Jeff Watson and Gina Pelosi wed at the Thayer Hotel was awesome. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPfe...
I spent two hours with George Clooney, and all I got was a gin and lime-scented plastic cup. I also felt a bit uplifted. Outstanding production; excellent acting and stage design. We beat these fascist bastards before, we can and must again.
May 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I spent two hours with George Clooney, and all I got was a gin and lime-scented plastic cup. I also felt a bit uplifted. Outstanding production; excellent acting and stage design. We beat these fascist bastards before, we can and must again.