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If my entire team was 1/20 from the 3 point line I would probably stop them shooting 3s 😂😂🤷♂️🤦♂️
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If my entire team was 1/20 from the 3 point line I would probably stop them shooting 3s 😂😂🤷♂️🤦♂️
I think going forward Pep Guardiola and Man City should just tell everyone what rules they want to break and what rules should be changed just for them.
That sounds fair 👍🙄🥱
That sounds fair 👍🙄🥱
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February 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I think going forward Pep Guardiola and Man City should just tell everyone what rules they want to break and what rules should be changed just for them.
That sounds fair 👍🙄🥱
That sounds fair 👍🙄🥱
Net Spend FC and the the Net Spend Champion Pep Guardiola are into the League Cup Final.
A true win for Net Spend enthusiasts everywhere.
A true win for Net Spend enthusiasts everywhere.
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February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Net Spend FC and the the Net Spend Champion Pep Guardiola are into the League Cup Final.
A true win for Net Spend enthusiasts everywhere.
A true win for Net Spend enthusiasts everywhere.
Eddie Howe spent £45m on Jacob Ramsey, £60m on Elanga & £60m on Wissa and wants to whine that he's not allowed to spend any money. He's a f*cking gobshite.
February 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Eddie Howe spent £45m on Jacob Ramsey, £60m on Elanga & £60m on Wissa and wants to whine that he's not allowed to spend any money. He's a f*cking gobshite.
Eddie Howe crying about PSR when he and Newcastle have spent years wasting money on mediocre players like Burn, Willock, Ramsdale, Hall, Ramsey, Tripper, Botman, Elanga, Wissa, Barnes, Schar etc
Maybe buy better players with your money and stop whining like a little bitch 🤷♂️
Maybe buy better players with your money and stop whining like a little bitch 🤷♂️
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February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Eddie Howe crying about PSR when he and Newcastle have spent years wasting money on mediocre players like Burn, Willock, Ramsdale, Hall, Ramsey, Tripper, Botman, Elanga, Wissa, Barnes, Schar etc
Maybe buy better players with your money and stop whining like a little bitch 🤷♂️
Maybe buy better players with your money and stop whining like a little bitch 🤷♂️
The amount of old white NFL coaches (who have failed miserably multiple times on multiple teams) who are being hired as coordinators is pretty stomach churning 🤢🤮
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The amount of old white NFL coaches (who have failed miserably multiple times on multiple teams) who are being hired as coordinators is pretty stomach churning 🤢🤮
I think we should rename Man City "Net Spend FC" for the amount of times (mostly unprompted) Pep mentions Net Spend in his press conferences.
February 4, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I think we should rename Man City "Net Spend FC" for the amount of times (mostly unprompted) Pep mentions Net Spend in his press conferences.
I completely forgot that all those c*nty ex Fergie United players NEVER celebrated any goal or win in their lives 🙄🤦♂️
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February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I completely forgot that all those c*nty ex Fergie United players NEVER celebrated any goal or win in their lives 🙄🤦♂️
If I knew a single Chelsea fan in real life or on social media I'd be asking them when's the "We had more shots in a 1 nil loss" Championship game? 😂😂🤣🤣
I do find it quite funny that Chelsea get treated like they're plucky little Brentford punching above their weight 😂😂😂
I do find it quite funny that Chelsea get treated like they're plucky little Brentford punching above their weight 😂😂😂
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February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If I knew a single Chelsea fan in real life or on social media I'd be asking them when's the "We had more shots in a 1 nil loss" Championship game? 😂😂🤣🤣
I do find it quite funny that Chelsea get treated like they're plucky little Brentford punching above their weight 😂😂😂
I do find it quite funny that Chelsea get treated like they're plucky little Brentford punching above their weight 😂😂😂
Renee Slegers and Arsenal are gonna talk all summer about signing younger players and come September theyll be trotting out a starting lineup of 32 year old Steph Catley, 36 year old Kim Little, 30 year old Caldentey, 31 year old Beth Mead, 29 year old Leah Williamson and 28 year old Emily Fox 👍🥱
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February 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Renee Slegers and Arsenal are gonna talk all summer about signing younger players and come September theyll be trotting out a starting lineup of 32 year old Steph Catley, 36 year old Kim Little, 30 year old Caldentey, 31 year old Beth Mead, 29 year old Leah Williamson and 28 year old Emily Fox 👍🥱
Can we transfer fans to other clubs?
I'd happily send some of the cretins that call themselves Arsenal fans to other teams. Chelsea and Man City could do with more fans.
Some of you c*nts can go buy their shirts and stop disrespecting our longest serving, most dedicated, consistent players.
I'd happily send some of the cretins that call themselves Arsenal fans to other teams. Chelsea and Man City could do with more fans.
Some of you c*nts can go buy their shirts and stop disrespecting our longest serving, most dedicated, consistent players.
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February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Can we transfer fans to other clubs?
I'd happily send some of the cretins that call themselves Arsenal fans to other teams. Chelsea and Man City could do with more fans.
Some of you c*nts can go buy their shirts and stop disrespecting our longest serving, most dedicated, consistent players.
I'd happily send some of the cretins that call themselves Arsenal fans to other teams. Chelsea and Man City could do with more fans.
Some of you c*nts can go buy their shirts and stop disrespecting our longest serving, most dedicated, consistent players.
Arsenal Women fans and journalists when aging, former stars who became bench players like Jen Beattie, Lia Walti or Jordan Nobbs leave the club
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The same fans and journalists when a (still) key first team starter for a decade is leaving the club
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The same fans and journalists when a (still) key first team starter for a decade is leaving the club
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Arsenal Women fans and journalists when aging, former stars who became bench players like Jen Beattie, Lia Walti or Jordan Nobbs leave the club
Vs
The same fans and journalists when a (still) key first team starter for a decade is leaving the club
Vs
The same fans and journalists when a (still) key first team starter for a decade is leaving the club
I need a lie down and a stiff drink after watching that final 😅 I have no idea how Catley, Lotte, McCabe and Russo (who all played the entire 120+ mins) feel 😆😄
Those four are machines 💪💪👊👊
Those four are machines 💪💪👊👊
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February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I need a lie down and a stiff drink after watching that final 😅 I have no idea how Catley, Lotte, McCabe and Russo (who all played the entire 120+ mins) feel 😆😄
Those four are machines 💪💪👊👊
Those four are machines 💪💪👊👊
Arsenal Women's strikers, attackers and midfielders can go entire games where they can't hit a cows arse with a banjo but the recruitment team are obsessed with signing goalkeepers and fullbacks 😆🤣😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Arsenal Women's strikers, attackers and midfielders can go entire games where they can't hit a cows arse with a banjo but the recruitment team are obsessed with signing goalkeepers and fullbacks 😆🤣😂
There's a fairly decent chance that by the time Man City go to Anfield next Sunday they'll be 9 points behind Arsenal with a worse goal difference. Yikes!
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February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
There's a fairly decent chance that by the time Man City go to Anfield next Sunday they'll be 9 points behind Arsenal with a worse goal difference. Yikes!
One of the main reasons I haven't been that stressed about Arsenal's little Premier League blip in form is because this isn't the Pep Man City teams of a few years ago when they could blow everyone away and go on these massive winning runs. City are just a pretty good team with glaring flaws.
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
One of the main reasons I haven't been that stressed about Arsenal's little Premier League blip in form is because this isn't the Pep Man City teams of a few years ago when they could blow everyone away and go on these massive winning runs. City are just a pretty good team with glaring flaws.
Man City getting a terrible Spurs team who have no defenders left, can't wait for all the defenders to be back fully fit in time for Arsenal in 3 weeks 😆😅
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Man City getting a terrible Spurs team who have no defenders left, can't wait for all the defenders to be back fully fit in time for Arsenal in 3 weeks 😆😅
Spurs under Thomas Frank are somehow worse than Spurs under Ange lol
February 1, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Spurs under Thomas Frank are somehow worse than Spurs under Ange lol
Unai Emery when his players don't spank multiple 30 yarders into the top corner
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February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Unai Emery when his players don't spank multiple 30 yarders into the top corner
The inevitability of massively overperforming all xG metrics for the majority of the season as Unai Emery's Aston Villa have done is that it always comes back to bite you on the ass at some point.
Today was that point 😆
Today was that point 😆
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The inevitability of massively overperforming all xG metrics for the majority of the season as Unai Emery's Aston Villa have done is that it always comes back to bite you on the ass at some point.
Today was that point 😆
Today was that point 😆
Ellie Carpenter being comprehensively exposed defensively. It's like rewatching Caitlin Foord skinning her for 90 mins in last season's Champions League Semi Final against Lyon 😂
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Ellie Carpenter being comprehensively exposed defensively. It's like rewatching Caitlin Foord skinning her for 90 mins in last season's Champions League Semi Final against Lyon 😂
The absolute state of that Spurs lineup 🤢🤮
February 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The absolute state of that Spurs lineup 🤢🤮
How much did Chelsea pay for Girma? Pathetic defending lol
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
How much did Chelsea pay for Girma? Pathetic defending lol
Kevin Schade is a complete f*ckwit!
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Kevin Schade is a complete f*ckwit!
Novak Djokovic coming from behind to beat one of the best in the world (Sinner) and reach his 11th Australian Open Final at the age of almost 39 is truly f**king insane. 👏👏👏👏🫡
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January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Novak Djokovic coming from behind to beat one of the best in the world (Sinner) and reach his 11th Australian Open Final at the age of almost 39 is truly f**king insane. 👏👏👏👏🫡