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James Swift
@jamesxswift86.bsky.social
Writer | Filmmaker | Multimedia Specialist
#MutantFam | #RaiderNation | #TeamBichonFrise
🎼 Memories don’t live like people do … 🎼
He could unironically do a better job of coaching, coordinating, quarterbacking and managing the #Raiders right now.
November 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sweet potatoes>regular potatoes.
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My spoiler-free #StrangerThings hot takes:

- Delightful Derek is the MVP of season 5 so far.

- Erika continues to be the lowkey best character on the entire show.

- Nature Valley needs to bring back Peanut Butter Boppers ASAP.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is how we do #Thanksgiving in the Dirty South 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I was *this close* to ruining everybody’s Thanksgiving 😂
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You know, defacing a $100 bill to demonstrate loyalty to the president is one level of MAGA.

But not knowing the difference between the White House and Independence Hall in Philadelphia is so MAGA, it might just earn you a cabinet position.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Don’t even *think* about spoiling #StrangerThings for me
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sorry, I can't go out Saturday night. I have plans.

The plans:

#upallnight #rhondacivics #mutantfam

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey everybody have you heard the news, Ranger Ghouly is back in town

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Scream queens literally do not age and I want to know their secret

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What a great time for the GF to ask me what I'm watching on YouTube ...

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Last Thanksgiving is the most Troma movie ever made that isn't actually a Troma movie.

#UpAllNight #MutantFam #RhondaCivics

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Alright @badtechno.bsky.social, we're going to need the inside story on how you explained the 6-7 meme to Yuki.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam #kingsofhorror
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I'm already the world's biggest stan of Vince The Turkey Dog.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I'll tell you one thing, @KingsofHorror has one chill AF countdown theme.

#UpAllNight #RhondaCivics #MutantFam

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Alright, see you on Kings of Horror on YouTube at 10 p.m. EST for the #TurkeyTrot edition of #UpAllNight.

Cranberry sauce, not included.

@badtechno.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So there was an attorney in #Euharlee, Georgia charged with murder 5 years ago. A #Bartow County judge granted him immunity earlier this year.

Video of the arrest has been shielded from the public for half a decade.

Then I filed an ORR and got six hours of bodycam footage from the 2020 incident.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My annual reminder that "Spider-Man" is indeed a Thanksgiving movie and also the best one
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If the Starbucks coffee at Target is $10.79, I guarantee you the Publix across the street is selling it for $7.99. Or vice versa.

It’s literally a conspiracy, y’all.
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ahead of the Thanksgiving special on Nov. 22, I think we need an official name for fans of the #UpAllNight reboot on #KingsofHorror.

After consultation with the one and only @badtechno.bsky.social , I think there's only one feasible name: Rhonda Civics.
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If you pay *real* close attention watching Hocus Pocus, did you know you'll spot split-second cameos from Michael Myers, Pinhead AND Sonic the Hedgehog (among other hidden Easter eggs?)

www.wickedhorror.com/horror-news/...

#horror #hocuspocus #mutantfam
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Our grandparents and great grandparents didn’t kick Hitler’s ass just to watch their grandchildren and great grandchildren turn into a bunch of spineless Nazis
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Tonight's episode of #TheLastDriveIn was *real* elevated horror.

#MutantFam #Giallo @themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Do I even dare ask what the tiebreaker procedure is

#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
"The Italians steal everything from everybody" - Joe Bob Briggs, doing his part to make sure everybody associated with #TheLastDriveIn is going to have to take cultural sensitivity courses on Monday

#MutantFam #Giallo

@themutantfam.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM