This is all incredibly quick work

Same as always, hiding behind my hands and peeping now and then to check the score, before cursing to myself and questioning my life decisions
Of course if Spurs win, none of the above applies

The fade out doesn't happen often, but when it does....

I'm exhausted after that call. I'm taking my hearing aids out now for a hearing break

Who are we mean to be angry at? Our fellow citizens for having free thought or sandwiches for being too traditional?

I am a fan of mashed banana, raisin and honey myself

Throw the woke book at me.

Did it have anything to do with tomatoes 🍅?

Did you break in Caerphilly so not to leave a trace?

I am of an ambidextrous persuasion but unfortunately I am not able to put it to this use.

It's alcohol. Does it really matter? Surely the warmer it is, the faster the molecules, the quicker the reaction.
But I'm no scientist

Mill Hill U14s vs Finborough U14 was a great game earlier today

I thought the right wing media wanted the labour MP's not not accept freebies and gifts.
The PM turns down a freebie
The right wing media say he shouldn't do this

I'm confused

What do they want?

Christmas shouldn't even be mentioned in November