I read before bed every night, but forgot to set my alarm this morning so had to skip the 30 minutes of phone time before my feet hit the floor, and I made it from bed to the train in <30minutes, not even late and there really might be something to this

In these situations, I think the tech should be rescinded if the challenge/player arguing is successful

Blacksmith Coffee (roasting the beans in a forge, and grinding them on an anvil)

It’s why they call it cowboy coffee, right??

If you’re accepting the premise that “tush push” is something that anyone should continue to say (they shouldn’t), I firmly believe that you must refer to the fake as “the tush shush”

Yes even that would be better, but sadly I also hate it. (Though I support the creativity)