things are not going your way lately it seems. 🫂

wtaf. I’m so sorry

so many nice things happen when Mama’s peepee is big. Stede’s so lucky

well, may your end be honorable and peaceful and whatever else you may want it to be then. you okay [enough] for real though?

Stede always saves some for the special playtimes with Mama

what if the captain, in true lunatic fashion, decided to buck arcane traditions?

🥵🥵 in my mind he’s going in with his mouth

and what I should’ve said first — thank you for this deliciousness!

good lord yes. Mama scoops Stede up when he’s done, carrying him to their apartment so he doesn’t get cold. Stede’s skirt hides Mama’s hard-on and how he’s touching Stede nice spots. Stede’s got his face stuffed in Izzy’s neck, muffling his pleased whimpering

he’s at the playground and his stockings made him go so fast down the slide that he went right off the end and landed on his bum. the big jolt when he landed was so startling that he couldn’t hold his pee. Izzy told him to go before they went to the park but he’s not upset with this turn of events

mmmhmm yes. good boy.

and i can be selfishly glad she’s moving home while also being in complete despair about the entire thing

this makes my autistic brain ask things like “is Christianity the special interest? or is arguing that it’s the one true religion the special interest?”

“blasphemously cisgender” 🥰🤣

the Pearl District is insane. how are people so poverty and size blind 🫥

It’s going to be okay. You turned it off and probably unplugged it too

oh no... poor Izzy…