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James
@jamesinspain.bsky.social
Brexited the UK 😎
Paradise found 🇪🇸
An immigrant 🇪🇺
Always with the T 🏳️‍⚧️
Accidental fruit farmer 🥭
That would buy you a glass of wine and free tapas at our local.
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Are you behind those bushes? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Ha! The dirty duck was my first legal drink, many many years ago.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Walk in, cough lots & suggest making it an email instead. Good luck.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Felicidades 🪇🌴💃😎
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Merry 🪇 Birthday 🎂 Duck 🦆
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Absolutely, he's broken the contract. Explain you are having to spend time sorting your overdraft caused by his tardiness.
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A wasted 56p more like
October 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
And a splash of olive oil.
October 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Amen! And the people who then add hideous blinds all over them to block out the sun 😂
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Their "Journalists" are obviously a bunch of waxxers.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Leftover Chilli & Cheese Reminds me of growing up in the 80's 😎
October 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yes & move it to Trump's Ballroom
October 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Fingers crossed the proposed youth mobility scheme allows as many as possible to escape before Fartrage stops it. I know it's not an option for everyone and I was lucky to get out before... 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM