What a fucking lunatic

I have to give the nod to ChatJFC, but they're both pretty great.

He'll be back for more. Raccoons are the Pete Hegseth of the animal kingdom. It's a well known fact that I just made up.

That is a dirty lie! It was 800,000 pounds of cocaine.

Worse yet, his sycophants will deny that he was asleep and continue ranting about how he's the best president ever and all goodness and light flows from his bountiful ass..

Yeah, there's a few people who don't.

Well, most of us lock our doors. And we did have a school shooting at a postsecondary institution some years ago. Yes, one.

It’s like 15 year old boys are running the government