Door 3. It’s CHOCOLATE.
OK then: what's your most notable CHOCOLATE experience?
Mine is obviously my realisation that none of the children in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory speak to each other for the whole book.
Door 3. It’s CHOCOLATE.
OK then: what's your most notable CHOCOLATE experience?
Mine is obviously my realisation that none of the children in Charlie & The Chocolate Factory speak to each other for the whole book.
Door 2. It’s a BALL.
So: What is the best thing you have ever done with a BALL?
(Once, in deep goth phase, I scored the shootout basket for my team to win; I hated every second of their dumb celebration.)
Door 2. It’s a BALL.
So: What is the best thing you have ever done with a BALL?
(Once, in deep goth phase, I scored the shootout basket for my team to win; I hated every second of their dumb celebration.)
Door 1. It is a picture of an Ampersand.
OK: What are your favourite things that are joined together by an ampersand?
Door 1. It is a picture of an Ampersand.
OK: What are your favourite things that are joined together by an ampersand?
(a) obey distance recommendations on seed packets
(b) don’t leave picking, peeling and chopping the veg until the last minute.
(a) obey distance recommendations on seed packets
(b) don’t leave picking, peeling and chopping the veg until the last minute.
(If you're now thinking '🎶Batmaaaan', have a word with yourself.)
(If you're now thinking '🎶Batmaaaan', have a word with yourself.)
“I remember him as a very brave boy. He went into the Oconee river to save his brother Sam from drowning. He pulled him out and he gave him artificial respiration but it was too late, he’d been in the water too long.”
“Thank you, Mrs Althea Horne!”
“I remember him as a very brave boy. He went into the Oconee river to save his brother Sam from drowning. He pulled him out and he gave him artificial respiration but it was too late, he’d been in the water too long.”
“Thank you, Mrs Althea Horne!”
It’ll be filed under True Crime, but it’s all character and community around Olive Branson’s grim demise. #ThatDarkSpring
It’ll be filed under True Crime, but it’s all character and community around Olive Branson’s grim demise. #ThatDarkSpring
I think one update every 10 years on book 2 is OK. I'm 90,000 words in, and feeling very good. Finished this year -- then it's out of my hands, and hopefully into yours.
I think one update every 10 years on book 2 is OK. I'm 90,000 words in, and feeling very good. Finished this year -- then it's out of my hands, and hopefully into yours.
Football as life. We are all, from time to time, Falkirk defender Jim Holmes.
Football as life. We are all, from time to time, Falkirk defender Jim Holmes.