James Parker
@jamesgroundshatter.bsky.social
Knights in Tight Spaces. Fights in Tight Spaces. Ground Shatter director, Bristol Games Hub minister without portfolio. Mostly talking Turtles, Statham, Wick.
I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking it's a video where Edgar Wright says something like, "Michael Wood Services after a big hotel breakfast and a long drive, the relief was immense"
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking it's a video where Edgar Wright says something like, "Michael Wood Services after a big hotel breakfast and a long drive, the relief was immense"
When he's wearing his sunglasses, Mike McDaniel looks like someone who would piss of John Wick without fully acknowledging the ramifications
November 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When he's wearing his sunglasses, Mike McDaniel looks like someone who would piss of John Wick without fully acknowledging the ramifications
Thanks to Milan for making me feel immediately at home on my arrival.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Thanks to Milan for making me feel immediately at home on my arrival.
Okay you can mock. But when has a human creator ever given you the ability to Lergevtiepsappe an air conditioning unit in a game before? Never. That's when.
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Okay you can mock. But when has a human creator ever given you the ability to Lergevtiepsappe an air conditioning unit in a game before? Never. That's when.
And yet I got kicked out of the operating theatre for playing a bassoon during a hysterectomy!
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And yet I got kicked out of the operating theatre for playing a bassoon during a hysterectomy!
Given the picture they've used to illustrate it, the headline should probably finish "... and they're out for revenge!"
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Given the picture they've used to illustrate it, the headline should probably finish "... and they're out for revenge!"
British place names be like
October 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
British place names be like
"That can't be. That's inside the room!"
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"That can't be. That's inside the room!"
Have the tech bros discovered fishing vests?
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Have the tech bros discovered fishing vests?
All Potato Waffles Are Bastards
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
All Potato Waffles Are Bastards
New phone, who dis?
September 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
New phone, who dis?
Went to Bruges. Went up the Belfry. Accidentally took a photo of the giant silver cat that haunts the town.
September 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Went to Bruges. Went up the Belfry. Accidentally took a photo of the giant silver cat that haunts the town.
I have remade the popular game Fights in Tight Spaces in Wareware
September 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I have remade the popular game Fights in Tight Spaces in Wareware
Nice to see @malicedafirenze.bsky.social singing the song she was born to sing at @singmaraoke.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Nice to see @malicedafirenze.bsky.social singing the song she was born to sing at @singmaraoke.bsky.social
Looking forward to just basically catching on fire all next week at GameCom
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Looking forward to just basically catching on fire all next week at GameCom
Got my copy of Dropmix working again, and BOY HOWDY is it sad that (a) it died so quickly that we don't have endless content for it and (b) that the excellent tech was not exploited for other cool projects
August 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Got my copy of Dropmix working again, and BOY HOWDY is it sad that (a) it died so quickly that we don't have endless content for it and (b) that the excellent tech was not exploited for other cool projects
Lando Norris Zero Sugar Monster. The less said about this the better.
July 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Lando Norris Zero Sugar Monster. The less said about this the better.
Why does this BBC sport picture make it look like Shubman Gill has just slapped Stokes round the chops like that Batman comic?
July 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why does this BBC sport picture make it look like Shubman Gill has just slapped Stokes round the chops like that Batman comic?
I want to know who paid who for this? And to a lesser extent, why!?
July 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I want to know who paid who for this? And to a lesser extent, why!?
Smashing time at Develop this year. Slightly regret pushing this button at the start of my train journey home.
July 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Smashing time at Develop this year. Slightly regret pushing this button at the start of my train journey home.
Nat's talk "I have just hypnotised this dog, now what are you going to do?" Has everyone rapt.
June 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nat's talk "I have just hypnotised this dog, now what are you going to do?" Has everyone rapt.
Time to dust off your copies of SkyScrappers!
June 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Time to dust off your copies of SkyScrappers!