James Finn Garner
@jamesfinngarner.bsky.social
Humor monger. PC Bedtime Stories. Rex Koko, Private Clown. Bardball. American Bystander. AHOY Comics. "You can't put a price on money."
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Pre-dinner cocktail. The Corduroy. IYKYK.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pre-dinner cocktail. The Corduroy. IYKYK.
The Sazerac.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Sazerac.
"You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
What did the Masked Man's silver bullet really mean? Find out in my latest story.
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November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What did the Masked Man's silver bullet really mean? Find out in my latest story.
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New mix, new songs. What a sucker I am, but I'm a fool for Fool to Cry, crazy for Crazy Mama.
November 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
New mix, new songs. What a sucker I am, but I'm a fool for Fool to Cry, crazy for Crazy Mama.
And we all remember what happened to Prometheus, right?
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
And we all remember what happened to Prometheus, right?
And his faithful dog
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
And his faithful dog
Last night my wife and I returned to the resto of our first date, 39 years ago. The Half Shell hasn't changed. This poster was on the wall. See how many of these Chicago mainstays you remember.
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Last night my wife and I returned to the resto of our first date, 39 years ago. The Half Shell hasn't changed. This poster was on the wall. See how many of these Chicago mainstays you remember.
Today a preschool teacher was pulled out of her school by CBP thugs, in front of her students.
Tonight, 400+ 47th ward residents joined Alder Matt Martin, Mike Quigley, my state rep and pastors and teachers to organize, fight and win.
These thugs don't know Chicago.
Tonight, 400+ 47th ward residents joined Alder Matt Martin, Mike Quigley, my state rep and pastors and teachers to organize, fight and win.
These thugs don't know Chicago.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Today a preschool teacher was pulled out of her school by CBP thugs, in front of her students.
Tonight, 400+ 47th ward residents joined Alder Matt Martin, Mike Quigley, my state rep and pastors and teachers to organize, fight and win.
These thugs don't know Chicago.
Tonight, 400+ 47th ward residents joined Alder Matt Martin, Mike Quigley, my state rep and pastors and teachers to organize, fight and win.
These thugs don't know Chicago.
Pick up a copy of @ahoycomicmags.bsky.social new series DEATH DOG. Inside you'll find my first ever Western story!
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Pick up a copy of @ahoycomicmags.bsky.social new series DEATH DOG. Inside you'll find my first ever Western story!
If the weather's bad, just bring #manholecovermonday inside.
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November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
BREAKING: LA Dodgers Make Rogers Centre Outfield Wall Honorary Captain for Fine Defensive Play
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
BREAKING: LA Dodgers Make Rogers Centre Outfield Wall Honorary Captain for Fine Defensive Play
It's a good night for some of the old Ping.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's a good night for some of the old Ping.
What's new, pussycat?
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What's new, pussycat?
I don't think we will be setting out jack o'lanterns this year, but here's 3 from a few years ago, before the squirrels completely destroyed them and carried the eyeballs all over the garden. Boo!
October 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I don't think we will be setting out jack o'lanterns this year, but here's 3 from a few years ago, before the squirrels completely destroyed them and carried the eyeballs all over the garden. Boo!
I too am a soybean farmer.
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I too am a soybean farmer.
A Toronto for Toronto. Go Jays!
October 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A Toronto for Toronto. Go Jays!
Boy, @robertloerzel.bsky.social , I can't tell if you're a journalist or a historian. I like em both.
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Boy, @robertloerzel.bsky.social , I can't tell if you're a journalist or a historian. I like em both.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Some fruits don't survive picking for very long, including the Transparent Apple. My mother in law in W Michigan loves them, but like pawpaws, they start to turn black in a couple days. If you need more challenge and a travel element to your reviews, maybe find a few of these!
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Some fruits don't survive picking for very long, including the Transparent Apple. My mother in law in W Michigan loves them, but like pawpaws, they start to turn black in a couple days. If you need more challenge and a travel element to your reviews, maybe find a few of these!
New horror franchise. Hear me out.
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
New horror franchise. Hear me out.
Great advice.
October 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Great advice.
Says it all.
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Says it all.