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AVFC 🦁,
football ⚽️,
James Bond 🍸,
movies 🎬,
music 🎵,
games 🎮
TV shows 📺
Good vibes only.
AVFC 🦁,
football ⚽️,
James Bond 🍸,
movies 🎬,
music 🎵,
games 🎮
TV shows 📺
Good vibes only.
Think again about the the summer window we had!
Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal!
Now. Look. At. Us.
What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal!
Now. Look. At. Us.
What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Think again about the the summer window we had!
Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal!
Now. Look. At. Us.
What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
Think again about those first five matches and how we couldn’t buy a goal!
Now. Look. At. Us.
What a job Emery has done and continues to do! Build that man a statue now. #avfc
But of course it is! It’s got a Christmas Party, Christmas Music, an estranged father travelling to reunite with his family on Christmas Eve, Christmas is mentioned throughout. LET IT SNOW!
It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
But of course it is! It’s got a Christmas Party, Christmas Music, an estranged father travelling to reunite with his family on Christmas Eve, Christmas is mentioned throughout. LET IT SNOW!
It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
It’s as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone or Jingle All The Way.
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/de...
If you could choose one film to forget entirely so you could watch it again for the first time… what film would it be?
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
If you could choose one film to forget entirely so you could watch it again for the first time… what film would it be?
“Hey siri, when is Lee Dixon’s ITV contract up… for fucks sake already.”
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“Hey siri, when is Lee Dixon’s ITV contract up… for fucks sake already.”
With the Bond films returning to Amazon Prime in the UK this month, I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch a couple of the movies I’ve seen the least… (as if I don’t have them on Blu-Ray… twice…)…
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October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
With the Bond films returning to Amazon Prime in the UK this month, I thought I’d take the opportunity to watch a couple of the movies I’ve seen the least… (as if I don’t have them on Blu-Ray… twice…)…
September 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What’s the best Bond film to watch to prepare for a trip to Italy? #JamesBond
September 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What’s the best Bond film to watch to prepare for a trip to Italy? #JamesBond
Football/The Premier League has really become that ‘soccer scene’ from The Simpsons hasn’t it… 😴
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August 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Football/The Premier League has really become that ‘soccer scene’ from The Simpsons hasn’t it… 😴
Thinking back to the stick I got from Man Utd fans for suggesting Amorim would have been ‘crazy’ to take job days before he did…
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August 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Thinking back to the stick I got from Man Utd fans for suggesting Amorim would have been ‘crazy’ to take job days before he did…
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I dropped onto Twitter (X) for the first time in ages earlier to see what the general vibe around the Villa was there… this was the first post I was greeted with absolute piece of ‘fake news’ and I thought ‘yeah, fuck this place’.
For the love of god Moyes, get Grealish on.
August 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
For the love of god Moyes, get Grealish on.
@footballcliches.bsky.social, can a penalty shootout be a ‘rollercoaster ride’ because if so, I think we just saw one in Euro 2025?
July 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social, can a penalty shootout be a ‘rollercoaster ride’ because if so, I think we just saw one in Euro 2025?
José Mourinho is fed up of Jhon Duran already.
Day 1 of pre-season at Fenerbache and Duran didn’t bother show up according to reports.
"It's a lack of respect. There are clear rules, and those who don't follow them will face the consequences. We will talk to him…if he shows up."
Never change Jhon
Day 1 of pre-season at Fenerbache and Duran didn’t bother show up according to reports.
"It's a lack of respect. There are clear rules, and those who don't follow them will face the consequences. We will talk to him…if he shows up."
Never change Jhon
July 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
José Mourinho is fed up of Jhon Duran already.
Day 1 of pre-season at Fenerbache and Duran didn’t bother show up according to reports.
"It's a lack of respect. There are clear rules, and those who don't follow them will face the consequences. We will talk to him…if he shows up."
Never change Jhon
Day 1 of pre-season at Fenerbache and Duran didn’t bother show up according to reports.
"It's a lack of respect. There are clear rules, and those who don't follow them will face the consequences. We will talk to him…if he shows up."
Never change Jhon
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY…
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July 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY…
There’s a reason I’m not wholly excited about the prospect of a 20-something Bond… and is because that’s what the First Light Game is doing. You may as well cast the same guy. Let the games do the really early stuff and give us a more experienced movie-Bond.
June 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
There’s a reason I’m not wholly excited about the prospect of a 20-something Bond… and is because that’s what the First Light Game is doing. You may as well cast the same guy. Let the games do the really early stuff and give us a more experienced movie-Bond.
The last sentence is my favourite part of this. Get a director and get a script, then cast Bond. That’s what they did with Casino Royale.
For what it’s worth, I’d be happy with any of those directors. Villeneuve would be my top pick. Would be interested to see what Jonathan Nolan would do with it.
For what it’s worth, I’d be happy with any of those directors. Villeneuve would be my top pick. Would be interested to see what Jonathan Nolan would do with it.
Directors pitching for the next #JamesBond
• Edward Berger
• Denis Villeneuve
• Edgar Wright
• Jonathan Nolan
• Paul King
007 won’t be cast until a director is picked and a script is written
(via Puck News)
• Edward Berger
• Denis Villeneuve
• Edgar Wright
• Jonathan Nolan
• Paul King
007 won’t be cast until a director is picked and a script is written
(via Puck News)
June 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The last sentence is my favourite part of this. Get a director and get a script, then cast Bond. That’s what they did with Casino Royale.
For what it’s worth, I’d be happy with any of those directors. Villeneuve would be my top pick. Would be interested to see what Jonathan Nolan would do with it.
For what it’s worth, I’d be happy with any of those directors. Villeneuve would be my top pick. Would be interested to see what Jonathan Nolan would do with it.
Not entirely sure which I’m looking forward to more…
Mission Impossible Final Reckoning or the hours and hours of amazing podcast material from @empiremagazine.bsky.social and Christopher McQuarrie talking about Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
Mission Impossible Final Reckoning or the hours and hours of amazing podcast material from @empiremagazine.bsky.social and Christopher McQuarrie talking about Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
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May 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Not entirely sure which I’m looking forward to more…
Mission Impossible Final Reckoning or the hours and hours of amazing podcast material from @empiremagazine.bsky.social and Christopher McQuarrie talking about Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
Mission Impossible Final Reckoning or the hours and hours of amazing podcast material from @empiremagazine.bsky.social and Christopher McQuarrie talking about Mission Impossible Final Reckoning.
Oooh Leicester! You foxy bastards! xx
May 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oooh Leicester! You foxy bastards! xx
Once again… for all those when the fixtures are announced simply say ‘shock, we play each team twice’… as we see now, when we’re all trying to work out the permutations of the final few weeks… the order you play teams in matters!
May 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Once again… for all those when the fixtures are announced simply say ‘shock, we play each team twice’… as we see now, when we’re all trying to work out the permutations of the final few weeks… the order you play teams in matters!
“A bloody big ship…”
April 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“A bloody big ship…”
Got a meeting with M and Moneypenny…
April 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Got a meeting with M and Moneypenny…
Got to say, full credit to Crystal Palace who have now smashed us three times in the last five meetings.
It was 3-0 but could have been 6-0. They also missed a penalty, had a goal disallowed for a soft foul and had a player no slick form 8 yards out.
Henderson also made 3 top saves! #avfc
It was 3-0 but could have been 6-0. They also missed a penalty, had a goal disallowed for a soft foul and had a player no slick form 8 yards out.
Henderson also made 3 top saves! #avfc
April 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Got to say, full credit to Crystal Palace who have now smashed us three times in the last five meetings.
It was 3-0 but could have been 6-0. They also missed a penalty, had a goal disallowed for a soft foul and had a player no slick form 8 yards out.
Henderson also made 3 top saves! #avfc
It was 3-0 but could have been 6-0. They also missed a penalty, had a goal disallowed for a soft foul and had a player no slick form 8 yards out.
Henderson also made 3 top saves! #avfc