I ask for a handful of shaved champagne ham and they give me too little. I ask for a big handful of shaved champagne ham and they give me too much. Every day, the nauseating and indifferent brutality of the world becomes harder to bear.

Prayers HERd? Secret to being called she/her found to be wearing a hat and unknowingly showing just a little bit of bra strap. More at 11.

I ❤️
International
Sorganization for
Ostandardization

The news ends with a report detailing the relaxation of ADA and EAA as a consequence of the latest round of third-term trade negotiations. The TV cuts to ads. With a single tear running down my cheek, I stand up and cry: “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!”

Me looking at the Ankarsrum stand mixer web page:

Brb just going to chat with all my friends on GitHub

I feel people talk so much about how great metaphors are as a teaching tool that some people forget to actually teach the underlying topic after they have introduced a metaphor for it. We are instructors, not poets. Our ultimate goal is to teach people a topic, NOT to teach people about a metaphor.

Hemingway wishes he could have written something this emotional

Me (in anguish): It charged me $120 for accidentally clicking that stupid AI button
The other Cyclopes on the island: What did?
Me: Nothing! Nothing did!