Going on one of those strange addiction shows (my addiction is buying battle passes)
May 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Going on one of those strange addiction shows (my addiction is buying battle passes)
Sometimes I die in a video game and "Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading" plays in my head like a loading screen tip
May 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sometimes I die in a video game and "Switching to your secondary is always faster than reloading" plays in my head like a loading screen tip
I'm the white Xi Jinping
May 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm the white Xi Jinping
In retrospect it's kind of insane the Smash Bros Brawl theme was an opera in Latin
May 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
In retrospect it's kind of insane the Smash Bros Brawl theme was an opera in Latin
An underrated highlight of cons is seeing the salespeople's faces light up when you ask if they take cash. Those mfers do not want to pay their taxes
May 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
An underrated highlight of cons is seeing the salespeople's faces light up when you ask if they take cash. Those mfers do not want to pay their taxes
Cons are crazy cause I had a situation where on my right were career comic book artists who's names probably hold a lot of weight to the right people and on my left was someone trying to sell me art of Cloud Final Fantasy in homosexual situations
May 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cons are crazy cause I had a situation where on my right were career comic book artists who's names probably hold a lot of weight to the right people and on my left was someone trying to sell me art of Cloud Final Fantasy in homosexual situations
I can't believe I have to listen to my boss, a man I am almost assuredly better at video games than
May 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can't believe I have to listen to my boss, a man I am almost assuredly better at video games than
ODing on alpha male vitality pills
May 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
ODing on alpha male vitality pills
I'm still down like $5k from where I was before tarrifs I hate this fuckass president
May 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm still down like $5k from where I was before tarrifs I hate this fuckass president
Doing one of those YouTube videos where I eat fries from every fast food restaurant in the country but all I do is moan while I eat them and offer not constructive feedback or rating
April 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Doing one of those YouTube videos where I eat fries from every fast food restaurant in the country but all I do is moan while I eat them and offer not constructive feedback or rating
Every day I log on and call ChatGPT a pussy so that when the robots finally take over they'll blow my shit off animal style
April 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Every day I log on and call ChatGPT a pussy so that when the robots finally take over they'll blow my shit off animal style
Statistically I have spent 2% of my time on this Earth playing Splatoon. An average of 1 out of 50 hours of my life.
April 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Statistically I have spent 2% of my time on this Earth playing Splatoon. An average of 1 out of 50 hours of my life.
The government accidentally added me to a group chat where they said you like boys haha
March 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The government accidentally added me to a group chat where they said you like boys haha
It's crazy they named that place Autism Texas
March 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's crazy they named that place Autism Texas
I wish Splatoon was good
March 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I wish Splatoon was good
If they could get the Rizzler to do military propaganda, Canada would be ours by nightfall
March 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If they could get the Rizzler to do military propaganda, Canada would be ours by nightfall
Blew a red light and whispered to myself "I'm ulting"
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Blew a red light and whispered to myself "I'm ulting"
Going back in time and performing my own circumcision
March 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Going back in time and performing my own circumcision
I ask ChatGPT to explain philosophical concepts to me as if it was a Gen Z teen so that I can understand them better
March 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I ask ChatGPT to explain philosophical concepts to me as if it was a Gen Z teen so that I can understand them better
America did so good at convincing everyone that ruling the world was something we did out of the kindness of our hearts that Republicans want to tear it down because they hate kindness
March 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
America did so good at convincing everyone that ruling the world was something we did out of the kindness of our hearts that Republicans want to tear it down because they hate kindness
Finally tried to get ChatGPT to do my job and it did it wrong so basically it's fully ready to replace me
March 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Finally tried to get ChatGPT to do my job and it did it wrong so basically it's fully ready to replace me
Explaining Ozempic to one of those guys who think Persona 5 invented jazz music: So imagine if the phantom thieves only targeted fat people
February 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Explaining Ozempic to one of those guys who think Persona 5 invented jazz music: So imagine if the phantom thieves only targeted fat people