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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
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"It’s not clever, it’s just the obvious play for a man who sees our democracy as an obstacle," writes columnist @rexhuppke.bsky.social. bit.ly/42cIoXz
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"It’s not clever, it’s just the obvious play for a man who sees our democracy as an obstacle," writes columnist @rexhuppke.bsky.social. bit.ly/42cIoXz
Normalize running into people who aren’t paying attention on the sledding hill!
February 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Normalize running into people who aren’t paying attention on the sledding hill!
Too many sessions on day 1 of #awsreinvent. Ignored the warnings to pace myself. Need a coffee all day long.
December 4, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Too many sessions on day 1 of #awsreinvent. Ignored the warnings to pace myself. Need a coffee all day long.
But it doesn’t matter when it comes to where you sit when you work at AWS…. #rto #awsreinvent
December 3, 2024 at 5:52 PM
But it doesn’t matter when it comes to where you sit when you work at AWS…. #rto #awsreinvent
S3 stores hundreds of trillions of objects and for certain customers, exabytes of data. S3 just works. Makes me wonder how much “free space” is typically available in each region. #awsreinvent
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
S3 stores hundreds of trillions of objects and for certain customers, exabytes of data. S3 just works. Makes me wonder how much “free space” is typically available in each region. #awsreinvent
#adventofcode at the airport on the way to #reinvent. Gotta love day 1.
December 1, 2024 at 1:33 PM
#adventofcode at the airport on the way to #reinvent. Gotta love day 1.
The best evidence that Donald Trump is in severe cognitive decline is that he hasn’t called Biden Joe Bitin’ yet.
November 4, 2024 at 11:10 PM
The best evidence that Donald Trump is in severe cognitive decline is that he hasn’t called Biden Joe Bitin’ yet.
Got a new phone and was making sure PagerDuty was set up correctly.
You would think that ASKING it to send a push notification and knowing it is coming would mean that it wouldn’t trigger a visceral reaction.
We would both be wrong.
You would think that ASKING it to send a push notification and knowing it is coming would mean that it wouldn’t trigger a visceral reaction.
We would both be wrong.
September 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Got a new phone and was making sure PagerDuty was set up correctly.
You would think that ASKING it to send a push notification and knowing it is coming would mean that it wouldn’t trigger a visceral reaction.
We would both be wrong.
You would think that ASKING it to send a push notification and knowing it is coming would mean that it wouldn’t trigger a visceral reaction.
We would both be wrong.
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BREAKING: Trump lives in the United States of America
Trump is safe after shots were reported in his vicinity in Florida, Secret Service and campaign says
Donald Trump was safe after gunshots were reported in his vicinity Sunday afternoon in Florida, according to campaign and the Secret Service.
apnews.com
September 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
BREAKING: Trump lives in the United States of America
Remember when we thought emoluments were gonna get him. Lol
September 5, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Remember when we thought emoluments were gonna get him. Lol
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That oughtta do it.
August 29, 2024 at 2:13 AM
That oughtta do it.
Someone in the Senate needs to introduce the Costal, Oceanic, and Underwater Cetacean Habitat (COUCH) Protection Act. @wyden.senate.gov or maybe even the house? @aoc.bsky.social
July 26, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Someone in the Senate needs to introduce the Costal, Oceanic, and Underwater Cetacean Habitat (COUCH) Protection Act. @wyden.senate.gov or maybe even the house? @aoc.bsky.social
How can you not be romantic about block parties? Kids own the streets. Cars have to leave. Outsiders using your little street as a shortcut become extra inconvenienced. 😍😍
August 26, 2023 at 5:28 PM
How can you not be romantic about block parties? Kids own the streets. Cars have to leave. Outsiders using your little street as a shortcut become extra inconvenienced. 😍😍
You have been needing a new zoom background anyway
August 24, 2023 at 10:05 PM
You have been needing a new zoom background anyway
Maybe I just need to join the ranks of ticket bots…
August 13, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Maybe I just need to join the ranks of ticket bots…
These people keep locking Mothra's fairies in a box to carry them around. The are rough as hell with that box too!
August 1, 2023 at 9:02 PM
These people keep locking Mothra's fairies in a box to carry them around. The are rough as hell with that box too!
Fun Fact:
Missiles get their name from the fact that they always miss when shot at Godzilla by the JSDF.
Missiles get their name from the fact that they always miss when shot at Godzilla by the JSDF.
Just learned pluto.tv has a Godzilla channel that just streams old films 24/7. This is magic.
August 1, 2023 at 5:56 PM
Fun Fact:
Missiles get their name from the fact that they always miss when shot at Godzilla by the JSDF.
Missiles get their name from the fact that they always miss when shot at Godzilla by the JSDF.
I have done deploys to staging that are more thought-out than twitter->x
July 24, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I have done deploys to staging that are more thought-out than twitter->x
Testing some new pagerduty alerts. That chime hurts every time even when I know it’s not real. Or is it…
July 5, 2023 at 8:31 PM
Testing some new pagerduty alerts. That chime hurts every time even when I know it’s not real. Or is it…