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Jake McIntyre
@jakemcintyre.bsky.social
Buffalo, bargaining, bricks, bats and balls.

BUF -> HNL -> DC

At the banquet table of life, there are no reserved seats.
I mean, it's pretty clear what he does.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Amelia Bedelia listening to Midnight Oil records vibe
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
CORN PLANE (2026)

On the night of the Corn Moon, ex-Special Forces socialist relief workers (Michael B. Jordan, Hailee Steinfeld and Jason Momoa) outwit and outfly Border Patrol agents (John Malkovich and Michael Peña) to deliver 50 tons of corn to Venezuelans after a devastating hurricane.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That's what I thought too. But built different?
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If we can get Sean to trust his offense through constructive bullying, we can get Hakeem to not suck
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
He's grown.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm about to go on a ridiculous journey with my in-laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🥃
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM