Jake LaCaze
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Jake LaCaze
@jakelacaze.com
· May 9
Turkey House Publishing
Exploring the absurd, both real and imagined
www.jakelacaze.com
How do you navigate this crazy world?
You put your trust in governments, universities, employers. Each let you down.
Yet you can't help seeking someone to make sense of it all.
Am I what you need?
Probably not.
But I can't do any worse than the others.
So give me a shot.
www.jakelacaze.com
You put your trust in governments, universities, employers. Each let you down.
Yet you can't help seeking someone to make sense of it all.
Am I what you need?
Probably not.
But I can't do any worse than the others.
So give me a shot.
www.jakelacaze.com
is anyone familiar with grokipedia?
is it as bad as it sounds?
wondering how i should feel that i picked up a backlink from the site
now i can’t talk trash about where ai gets its information from
is it as bad as it sounds?
wondering how i should feel that i picked up a backlink from the site
now i can’t talk trash about where ai gets its information from
microkaz
is anyone familiar with grokipedia?
is it as bad as it sounds? …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
is anyone familiar with grokipedia?
is it as bad as it sounds?
wondering how i should feel that i picked up a backlink from the site
now i can’t talk trash about where ai gets its information from
is it as bad as it sounds?
wondering how i should feel that i picked up a backlink from the site
now i can’t talk trash about where ai gets its information from
in the middle of negotiating an oil and gas lease for a personal connection, i asked myself:
would billy bob thorton be proud of me?
would billy bob thorton be proud of me?
microkaz
in the middle of negotiating an oil and gas lease for a personal …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
in the middle of negotiating an oil and gas lease for a personal connection, i asked myself:
would billy bob thorton be proud of me?
would billy bob thorton be proud of me?
in which i ponder:
did you still win if you failed to reach your goal but instead reached a personal milestone?
www.jakelacaze.com/do-milest…
did you still win if you failed to reach your goal but instead reached a personal milestone?
www.jakelacaze.com/do-milest…
microkaz
in which i ponder:
did you still win if you failed to reach your …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
in which i ponder:
did you still win if you failed to reach your goal but instead reached a personal milestone?
www.jakelacaze.com/do-milest…
did you still win if you failed to reach your goal but instead reached a personal milestone?
www.jakelacaze.com/do-milest…
gonna reinstall bazzite on my rog ally
windows SUCKS in general, but especially for handheld systems
windows SUCKS in general, but especially for handheld systems
microkaz
gonna reinstall bazzite on my rog ally
windows SUCKS in general, …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
gonna reinstall bazzite on my rog ally
windows SUCKS in general, but especially for handheld systems
windows SUCKS in general, but especially for handheld systems
me when using windows: WHAT THE EFF, WINDOWS!
me when using mac: WHAT THE EFF, MAC!
me when using linux: WHAT THE EFF, LINUX!
what i should be saying: WHAT THE EFF, COMPUTER!
me when using mac: WHAT THE EFF, MAC!
me when using linux: WHAT THE EFF, LINUX!
what i should be saying: WHAT THE EFF, COMPUTER!
microkaz
me when using windows: WHAT THE EFF, WINDOWS!
me when using mac: …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
me when using windows: WHAT THE EFF, WINDOWS!
me when using mac: WHAT THE EFF, MAC!
me when using linux: WHAT THE EFF, LINUX!
what i should be saying: WHAT THE EFF, COMPUTER!
me when using mac: WHAT THE EFF, MAC!
me when using linux: WHAT THE EFF, LINUX!
what i should be saying: WHAT THE EFF, COMPUTER!
all i want for christmas is for that one mariah carey to drive straight off a cliff
microkaz
all i want for christmas is for that one mariah carey to drive …
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December 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
all i want for christmas is for that one mariah carey to drive straight off a cliff
we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness epidemic
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
microkaz
we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness …
micro.jakelacaze.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
we need a multi-pronged approach to fixing the male loneliness epidemic
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
one tactic i suggest–entertaining yourself via the random texters trying to scam everyone
ignoring them ain’t working, so you might as well have some fun
An unexpected revelation at 34,000 feet:
"My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family."
Homesickness and the cure on jakelacaze.com
"My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family."
Homesickness and the cure on jakelacaze.com
Homesickness, and the cure
Life is meant to be shared, not hoarded to yourself.
www.jakelacaze.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
An unexpected revelation at 34,000 feet:
"My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family."
Homesickness and the cure on jakelacaze.com
"My individual legacy is mostly done. My legacy now goes through my family."
Homesickness and the cure on jakelacaze.com
recently started metal gear solid v: phantom pain
this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played
this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
recently started metal gear solid v: phantom pain
this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played
this might end up the best movie i’ve ever played
so many of us act as if the world stacked against us
as if it takes that much to hold us down
most of us can’t even conquer ourselves
as if it takes that much to hold us down
most of us can’t even conquer ourselves
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
so many of us act as if the world stacked against us
as if it takes that much to hold us down
most of us can’t even conquer ourselves
as if it takes that much to hold us down
most of us can’t even conquer ourselves
when they say art can heal, this is what they mean
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
when they say art can heal, this is what they mean
i rarely have all the answers
but i can always come up with a damn good question or two
but i can always come up with a damn good question or two
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
i rarely have all the answers
but i can always come up with a damn good question or two
but i can always come up with a damn good question or two
who’s gonna mentor the next generation if we’re all walking around with main character energy?
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
who’s gonna mentor the next generation if we’re all walking around with main character energy?
the sky has been falling for at least as long as i’ve been alive
yet every morning, the sun tises again
yet every morning, the sun tises again
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the sky has been falling for at least as long as i’ve been alive
yet every morning, the sun tises again
yet every morning, the sun tises again
y’all, my writer brain is ON-
one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in
time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity!
one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in
time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity!
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
y’all, my writer brain is ON-
one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in
time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity!
one of last night’s silly sketches evolved into an idea for a children’s book, a genre i’ve shown no interest in
time to figure this thing out if for nothing more than the sake of neuroplasticity!
an unexpected bit of writerly news: i might have an idea for a children’s book
who the hell have i become?
who the hell have i become?
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
an unexpected bit of writerly news: i might have an idea for a children’s book
who the hell have i become?
who the hell have i become?
what does technical debt look like inside the Simulation?
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
what does technical debt look like inside the Simulation?
still thinking about the time my boss told me to keep being myself
…within reason
…within reason
October 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
still thinking about the time my boss told me to keep being myself
…within reason
…within reason
always good to start the morning having coffee with an old friend
October 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
always good to start the morning having coffee with an old friend
‘jake, you’re not very professional’
ha
joke’s on you
ha
joke’s on you
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
‘jake, you’re not very professional’
ha
joke’s on you
ha
joke’s on you
it’s been said that the only thing that can grow forever is cancer
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it’s been said that the only thing that can grow forever is cancer
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
but even cancer must stop once it’s killed its host
boss: are you as excited for monday as i am?
me:
me:
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
boss: are you as excited for monday as i am?
me:
me:
Y’all,
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than ... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/27/yall-if-a-lifetime-of/
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than ... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/27/yall-if-a-lifetime-of/
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Y’all,
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than ... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/27/yall-if-a-lifetime-of/
If a lifetime of writing has taught me one thing: It’s not enough to simply write good. Ya gotta market and sell your craft too.
So, what better place to start than here, with a small number of people who know me better than ... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/27/yall-if-a-lifetime-of/
to the oil and gas professionals still angry about portrayals in the show landman:
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe throug... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/to-the-oil-and-gas/
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe throug... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/to-the-oil-and-gas/
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
to the oil and gas professionals still angry about portrayals in the show landman:
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe throug... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/to-the-oil-and-gas/
i get it. i see you. i hear you.
as a writer, i hate how the shining has stigmatized writers.
we don’t all go crazy at some remote hotel and axe throug... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/to-the-oil-and-gas/
thing number five thousand thirty-seven no one tells you about parenthood:
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can ar... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/thing-number-five-thousand-thirtyseven/
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can ar... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/thing-number-five-thousand-thirtyseven/
October 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
thing number five thousand thirty-seven no one tells you about parenthood:
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can ar... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/thing-number-five-thousand-thirtyseven/
you better have a second home to keep all your kids' artwork, because HOW DARE YOU EVER throw any of it away
and don’t even think you can ar... https://micro.jakelacaze.com/2025/10/26/thing-number-five-thousand-thirtyseven/