Jake
@jakeismaking.bsky.social
attending the Lilith Fair in my mind.
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
he/him. musician, chef, homo(genic by Björk).
type 1 diabetic. Chicago. sometimes NSFW
a new album from The Chicks would 72% cure me
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
a new album from The Chicks would 72% cure me
I can't believe next week we get to hear Ariana Grande's version of Thank Goodness as well as read a bunch of files about how the pres is a p*do. life is a wild thing
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't believe next week we get to hear Ariana Grande's version of Thank Goodness as well as read a bunch of files about how the pres is a p*do. life is a wild thing
wanna see something crazy
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wanna see something crazy
so there’s these GOAT cookies
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
so there’s these GOAT cookies
when I get blue light reading glasses and look nerdy it’s over for you bros
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when I get blue light reading glasses and look nerdy it’s over for you bros
imagine not liking Savannah from this latest season of Survivor
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
imagine not liking Savannah from this latest season of Survivor
I basically laughed out loud at how good the new FKA twigs songs are (Afterglow + the new ones on Eusexua) - she is operating on another level.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I basically laughed out loud at how good the new FKA twigs songs are (Afterglow + the new ones on Eusexua) - she is operating on another level.
sooo this is real. I am walking into the ocean.
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
sooo this is real. I am walking into the ocean.
Reposted by Jake
![A still of the opening scroll from Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019, J.J. Abrams) edited to read:
Episode IX
THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late [your Al grandmother].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:six47dus7fdnxv35ka75fizz/bafkreiat7sytm2n5dz64slszx4vtbkxacnnekxfa3at3y2e6f4orjt7q7y@jpeg)
really need people to realize that calling out the hypocrisy of conservatives/republicans does absolutely nothing.
it's all about shaming, and making fun of them.
it's all about shaming, and making fun of them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
really need people to realize that calling out the hypocrisy of conservatives/republicans does absolutely nothing.
it's all about shaming, and making fun of them.
it's all about shaming, and making fun of them.
my thonged up man 🥵
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
my thonged up man 🥵
obviously taking an edible and seeing this at a Nicole Kidman AMC youtu.be/0PzFv-AgqAY
Christina Aguilera: Christmas in Paris Trailer
YouTube video by Emagine Minnesota
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
obviously taking an edible and seeing this at a Nicole Kidman AMC youtu.be/0PzFv-AgqAY
how the fuck is it not Friday
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
how the fuck is it not Friday
FUN FACT: I made a Yahoo Group in 2001 when I was 12 called Return of Robyn. It celebrated her new record deal and covered what would eventually be the Don't Stop The Music album
I even posted about 9/11. "We here at Return of Robyn are saddened by the recent terrorist attack in New York City"
I even posted about 9/11. "We here at Return of Robyn are saddened by the recent terrorist attack in New York City"
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
FUN FACT: I made a Yahoo Group in 2001 when I was 12 called Return of Robyn. It celebrated her new record deal and covered what would eventually be the Don't Stop The Music album
I even posted about 9/11. "We here at Return of Robyn are saddened by the recent terrorist attack in New York City"
I even posted about 9/11. "We here at Return of Robyn are saddened by the recent terrorist attack in New York City"
wow I didn’t even post yesterday
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
wow I didn’t even post yesterday
Monet! Natalie! Rob! stacked.
The official cast pics for The Traitors US season 4, premiering Jan. 8 on Peacock. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Monet! Natalie! Rob! stacked.
I'm humbly asking for your help.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
Away Message, by Jake Giles
5 track album
jakegiles.bandcamp.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm humbly asking for your help.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
as an independent musician, I pay for it all: making music, advertising it, playing it, everything. for tax purposes this year, I need to show that I'm making a profit so the IRS doesn't view it as a hobby. to do that this year, I have to make $439, exactly.
flops I'll never forgive gays for:
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
flops I'll never forgive gays for:
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
1. ARTPOP/Lady Gaga: "Artflop!!!11 haha" fuck you
2. Sucker/Charli Xcx: sorry you're scared of guitars
3. Dedicated/Carly Rae Jepsen: thought she deserved a sword?
4. Gwen Stefani/This Is What The Truth Feels like: this is why she's a christian now
5. Bonnie McKee
Millennials constantly whine about a delayed adulthood so let me just say in that spirit, I'm ready to be a sugar baby. I'm even diabetic so I'll be extra sweet with the right insulin dosage.
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Millennials constantly whine about a delayed adulthood so let me just say in that spirit, I'm ready to be a sugar baby. I'm even diabetic so I'll be extra sweet with the right insulin dosage.
oh they knew we needed this today. desperately.
Hear the Carpenters cover that Aimee Mann recorded for Tim Robinson's 'The Chair Company'
Aimee Mann Covers The Carpenters For 'The Chair Company': Listen
Are you watching The Chair Company, Tim Robinson’s new HBO show? I’m watching it, but man, it’s not always easy. I’m watching because the show is obviously good. Robinson has figured out ways to trans...
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November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
oh they knew we needed this today. desperately.
Reposted by Jake
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
baaaaaad vibes today. if you’re reading, turn around. go back to bed.
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
baaaaaad vibes today. if you’re reading, turn around. go back to bed.