Jake Parr
@jakebparr.bsky.social
writin about baseball for lookout landing • writin about football for ciricling seattle sports • Big fan of boats • banner by @inkoidart.bluesky.social
Blue jays pitchers: it was tough, but I finally got past Randy Arozarena, Julio Rodriguez, and Cal Raleigh. Surely I'm safe now.
The consistent Jorge Polanco:
The consistent Jorge Polanco:
October 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Blue jays pitchers: it was tough, but I finally got past Randy Arozarena, Julio Rodriguez, and Cal Raleigh. Surely I'm safe now.
The consistent Jorge Polanco:
The consistent Jorge Polanco:
after watching this home run a conservative 3000 times, I think I see a little of Ken Griffey Jr. in Polanco's swing
October 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
after watching this home run a conservative 3000 times, I think I see a little of Ken Griffey Jr. in Polanco's swing
Lookin like the starter might get bumped early tonight
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Lookin like the starter might get bumped early tonight
Adam Jude just tweeted it out, and Ryan Divish confirmed it, stating that Mariners owner John Stanton held a meeting on Monday announcing the closure to ROOT staff.
September 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Adam Jude just tweeted it out, and Ryan Divish confirmed it, stating that Mariners owner John Stanton held a meeting on Monday announcing the closure to ROOT staff.
How it feels to pay rent
September 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
How it feels to pay rent
three of these players are currently on the team.
July 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
three of these players are currently on the team.
The 4k restoration of Barry Lyndon is immaculate.
July 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The 4k restoration of Barry Lyndon is immaculate.
Famous non-boy movies: mad max, x-men, the menu, nosferatu, and Aurora #2
July 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Famous non-boy movies: mad max, x-men, the menu, nosferatu, and Aurora #2
Emily Riehl, Missmanaged, and Aurora Ave. all kicked ass tonight
June 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Emily Riehl, Missmanaged, and Aurora Ave. all kicked ass tonight
Surely it can't be that bad
June 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Surely it can't be that bad
She gives nefarious side eye
May 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
She gives nefarious side eye
Ladies, gentlemen, others: i give you
The AL West Mid-Off!
The AL West Mid-Off!
May 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ladies, gentlemen, others: i give you
The AL West Mid-Off!
The AL West Mid-Off!
King county metro cuckstoel
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
King county metro cuckstoel
Yall mind if a white boy gets down with a little dougy?
May 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yall mind if a white boy gets down with a little dougy?
