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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They’re also made out of horse (?) hair and even the small ones for barristers cost hundreds of pounds. The big judge ones can cost thousands
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I worked for a British law firm for years and I wish I was kidding

Extremely silly country
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
British lawyers in court also have to put on a lil wig

Imagine being put on trial for murder or something and everyone deciding your fate is cosplaying
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Like a knife to my soul
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yo ho
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hello
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Many are saying that it would be a huge mistake not to
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
These are both incredibly rad
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
What’s the tattoo
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Insanely tone-deaf after coming out of sex abuse-related bankruptcy proceedings.

“We gave the abuse victims $20 million, so it’s fine if Bishop Barron just takes a little ol’ $10 mil or so for a fancy new house and office.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Atlanta and Denver over Chicago is wild
August 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I only wrote about douchey elitist books, not proletariat “films”
May 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM