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Screaming into the void

Bring back The Muppet Show
Can confirm Pyrenees love pizza
This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The movie my kid has been most intently interested in so far is Die Hard
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is faking his accent at this point
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Seth Rollins lives to screw over Punk
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The best rule in football is the fair catch kick sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Give Love his turkey leg
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
With one shoe and Branch being grabby
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
LETS FUCKING GO
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Branch is hanging all over Watson but don’t call anything
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If we can stop getting hurt that’d be great
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Micah Parsons is HIM
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Tis the season to confidently offer up bad food opinions.

You really don't have to do this. I mean, I don't like steak but I realize I'm the weirdo in this scenario.

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Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wicks was tackled before the ball showed up but don’t call anything ok
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Need a TD here, without 27 points what is even the point of Packer football
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
MLF hates Love this is the only thing that makes sense
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Running on 3rd and 3 is a crime
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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A truth serum to ask Matt LaFleur what he *really* thinks about Jordan Love
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The Packers are averaging negative EPA per play running the ball and yet have completely stopped throwing it. I have questions.
A truth serum to ask Matt LaFleur what he *really* thinks about Jordan Love
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
How’s that not a safety?
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Need the @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social version of this
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Danny truly is the best player on the team
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
That’s a MASSIVE break
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How is the packers rush defense so bad
November 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM