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JakeTheDude
@jake-the-dude.bsky.social
I'm 37, autistic constantly horny and in need of a drink.
Wannabe cthulhu cultists, nerd, wrestling fan and book lover.
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No I will NOT stop joking (I’m not joking) about wanting a hot couple to hit on me, it’s something I want and enjoy so if I can manifest it with words I WILL TRY
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just done my first Spotify wrapped and honestly, I'm not surprised by the results.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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say hi if you see thisss 🖤
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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its been too quiet for me to post uncensored but i might post something lewd soon so yall should wake up for that
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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s o f t
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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come help keep me warm in here✨✨✨

#nsfw
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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forgot to post some of these hobbit holes
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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is it snowing where u guys r ???

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December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Another old shot 🩷

Trying to slowly motivate myself hahah..
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I am so sick of existing
Lmaooo
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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tis the season when it gets really hard to leave my nest of blankets (and cat just out of frame) in the morning 😫
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Showering bad vibes away
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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come play with me :3
🔄 reposts appreciated! 😘
whilst I'm not doing anything in particular to celebrate, it's now been just over a year since I starting posting myself on here! 🎉
here's hoping for another. love you, cuties 💗 ^w^
#transnsfw #trans #nsfw #nsfwsky #mtf
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Too bad you can’t bite it thru the screen (no matter how hard you try)
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Next weekend I'm going to a wrestling theme night at a pub and there's a cosplay competition on.
I decided to go as Cactus Jack.
I bought some cheap white socks and made a Mr Socko.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Coming over? 😋🍑
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Like every fucking time 😭 it poofs up to 2x its usual size
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Staring instead of kissing? 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM