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Jake
@jake-needs-coffee.bsky.social
just a dude with a teenage kid, a pile of cats, & ✨️opinions✨️

sometimes you get cats.
sometimes you get politics.
sometimes you just get unhinged randomness.
it's like roulette but fun.
Today's mood.
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Anyways. here's my cat doing cat stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
my study buddy is cuter than yours 😂
look at his lil paws 🥺

#CatsOfBluesky
#FrankiePanky
#OrangeCats
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My two closest and dearest friends are people I have never met in person.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that online friendship isn't valid.

Plz enjoy an entirely unrelated but astonishingly adorable Frankie. As a treat.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mister Biscuits wants me to remind you that your record for surviving the bad days is 100%
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
it's apparently #NationalCatDay so here's Mister Biscuits being derpy
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The world is terrible and we're going to have to work hard to right it. But at least there are cats and books and comrades and other delightful things.
#CatsOfBluesky
#Resist
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is not the behavior of a man who plans to leave peacefully in ~3 years.

...or at all for that matter
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Today he's tearing down the east wing of the white house for another vanity project that desecrates a historic landmark. Bx no matter what he does he can't escape his own self-loathing & feelings of inferiority.
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
my daughter's favorite soup is the one my grandmother used to make for me as a wee sprog. Corn chowder with chicken and bacon. while my daughter and my grandmother never met, this soup connects them, through me 😌🍛
October 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Man, everything has just been a lot lately. So here's a kitty and a reminder that rest is resistance too. We'll get through this.
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
my best friend lives in Portland. sent me this picture earlier today. I'm planning on moving to Portland when I graduate next spring.
September 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
precious bb has never had a single thought and that's just fine 🥰🥹
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I want to know what your favorite dinosaur/prehistoric creature is. Just bx we're (allegedly) adults now doesn't mean we have to give up our favorite dinosaurs! Mine is an ankylosaurus!
August 16, 2025 at 6:17 AM
near Leicester/Forestdale!
my favorite place on earth 🌎 😍
August 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
is there anything better than waking up in a cozy bed on a quiet morning with a cat purring on your shoulder? 🥰🥹
#CatsOfBluesky
#MorningMeow
#Caturday
July 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
July 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How's about a recipe instead of a gif?
Alt text has the full recipe and an alt version!
July 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I also love your cats so much. and my cats.

Actually, I just love all the cats, all the time.
July 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
one more #Caturday post! sliding in with seconds to go!
July 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oh, right, it's #Caturday!
July 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
IT HAS FAILED!!!
July 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
concentration camps are violations of basic human rights, international law, and decency.
#StopICE
#HumanRights
#MAGA is the new nazi party
#ICE is their gestapo
July 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"coping skills" with the bestie 😅😂🤣
July 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM