28 socks and three gloves on one foot
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
28 socks and three gloves on one foot
Literary critique of the teletubbies
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Literary critique of the teletubbies
You know some guys just can't vague their assonance
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
You know some guys just can't vague their assonance
in my opinion, if I clear the data and the memory on my phone, set my alarm for 7.40am, check that it's definitely on for 7.40am, and go to sleep, I would expect that my alarm goes off at 7.40am. or at least my backup alarm at 8am. Or even my backup backup at 8.30!
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
in my opinion, if I clear the data and the memory on my phone, set my alarm for 7.40am, check that it's definitely on for 7.40am, and go to sleep, I would expect that my alarm goes off at 7.40am. or at least my backup alarm at 8am. Or even my backup backup at 8.30!
I would have rioted if Bill had gone, just so everyone knows #PotteryThrowdown
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I would have rioted if Bill had gone, just so everyone knows #PotteryThrowdown
if every workout was "go round to your sisters house, switch off all the lights, and spend 45 minutes nerf gunning your three sisters and mum" I'd bother my arse a little bit more tbh
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
if every workout was "go round to your sisters house, switch off all the lights, and spend 45 minutes nerf gunning your three sisters and mum" I'd bother my arse a little bit more tbh
I was on the run from the police climbing over rooftops, we got caught and i legged it, kidnapped an F1 journo and forced her with a knife in her neck to drive us away, after having stabbed another police officer to convince him to let me escape and he'd look like a hero (i think it was Vettel)
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
I was on the run from the police climbing over rooftops, we got caught and i legged it, kidnapped an F1 journo and forced her with a knife in her neck to drive us away, after having stabbed another police officer to convince him to let me escape and he'd look like a hero (i think it was Vettel)
Awww, they didn't show Millie literally bouncing off the first barrier and putting herself on the floor, the whole arena winced #Gladiators
a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .
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January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Awww, they didn't show Millie literally bouncing off the first barrier and putting herself on the floor, the whole arena winced #Gladiators
Can't wait to see my husband's tiny hole now #Gladiators
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Can't wait to see my husband's tiny hole now #Gladiators
My wife ate shit here lol :'( #Gladiators
January 31, 2026 at 6:05 PM
My wife ate shit here lol :'( #Gladiators
Couldn't decide whether to say "fab" or "fantastic" on the phone to a customer, so instead I said "fan" and "fabtastic". Multiple times. Until I stopped trusting my brain and just .. stopped. Speaking.
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Couldn't decide whether to say "fab" or "fantastic" on the phone to a customer, so instead I said "fan" and "fabtastic". Multiple times. Until I stopped trusting my brain and just .. stopped. Speaking.
I have disassembled the majority of a bottle of wine 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 maybe more! This will be good and fine in the morning, no prablehm
January 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I have disassembled the majority of a bottle of wine 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 maybe more! This will be good and fine in the morning, no prablehm
someone did the maths today that I did an average of 13 levels on Candy Crush each day in the last year. "How do you have the time?" they ask. I look guiltily at my still unfinished (unstarted) bathroom.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
someone did the maths today that I did an average of 13 levels on Candy Crush each day in the last year. "How do you have the time?" they ask. I look guiltily at my still unfinished (unstarted) bathroom.
RIOTING - the Mahindra video of Alex Sims doing a plank with ease and mocking Alex Lynn who was steadily turning purple is NO LONGER AVAILABLE
January 25, 2026 at 1:29 PM
RIOTING - the Mahindra video of Alex Sims doing a plank with ease and mocking Alex Lynn who was steadily turning purple is NO LONGER AVAILABLE
Amazing. I love her. #NorthLondonForever 🔴⚪
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Amazing. I love her. #NorthLondonForever 🔴⚪
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Update: and now there's only on left in the running 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 #Rolex24 #Diversity #WomenInMotorsport #Progress #Sarcasm
There are only 2 women in the 2026 Daytona 24 Hours (Wadoux, Monk), down from 7 last year (Wadoux, Monk, Calderon, Gatting, Frey, Bovy, Gaillard)
January 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Update: and now there's only on left in the running 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 #Rolex24 #Diversity #WomenInMotorsport #Progress #Sarcasm
ohhhhh my fuckinggg godddddddd lol LETS JUST T BONE A GUY!
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
ohhhhh my fuckinggg godddddddd lol LETS JUST T BONE A GUY!
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January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
OHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHH WHAT!!!!!!!!!
a soccer player wearing a red emirates jersey celebrates a goal
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January 24, 2026 at 1:50 PM
OHHHHH!!!! OHHHHHH WHAT!!!!!!!!!