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jagheadroom.bsky.social
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@jagheadroom.bsky.social
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local fiend, personal trainer/fitness coach.🇵🇷🍉Come for me, you best not miss.
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respectfully of course!
A bug-eyed Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls looking very disrespectfully. On her eyes you can see “respectfully”
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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this billboard is targeted at Jacob Frey voters and I will not explain why
A billboard is visible beside a building with mirrored windows in Downtown Minneapolis. It shows a middle-aged man and younger woman close together and reads “You’re 60, She’s 30. We’ll Take Care of the Gap”. It is an ad for Particle skincare products
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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#486 in Saint Paul, W4-07.

Vote Carter, Yes, and Yes for SPPS! Rank Kaohly Her #2 if you really want to.
An “I Voted” sticker on a blue jacket, with Jeff’s ashy hands giving a thumbs-up.
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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this freebie ticket reads like a Dracula Flow line prompt:

“I’m fucked up on 12 Royal Bronzes, I have studied the Cambodian art of the divine”
A hand holds a royal blue ticket with stylized gold writing. It reads “ROYAL BRONZES: Cambodian Art of the Divine.” A wood floor and floor fixtures are visible below.
October 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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come to the Saint Paul Parks & Rec budget presentation if you want an ass-kicking
Interior of the Saint Paul City Council chambers. Councilmembers Kim and Jost are visible standing with several people sitting in the foreground. Two frescoes are visible in the carved wood and marble chamber.
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Don’t be this musty, dusty, crusty person. White queer leftists talking out of the sides of their mouths. is nothing new, but this was really bold.

Also, they are labeled as a “rude” account by Bluesky which is truly impressive given the moderation on this site.
screenshot of my post from yesterday about mayoral candidates where someone tried me. A white queer person calling me “son” in response
September 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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come to the RCV 101 workshop at Solcana Fitness if you want a respectful conversation
Facade of Solcana Fitness - glass windows and doors are set into white and yellow-striped brick, with an orange logo saying “Solcana Fitness MPLS” on a white background. Foreground: a table with a green sign saying “Vote Aurin, your only DFL Endorsed Candidate” and other materials. Multiple people, including Jazz Hampton and DeWayne Davis, are visible in the background talking with each other.
September 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Encampment clearance going on at 28th and Lake. Lots of police. I imagine the charter school nearby was not happy and called it in, as that’s really the one property.
A number of MPD squads and a city of Minneapolis RV are visible around an encampment at 28th and Lake in Minneapolis.
August 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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RIGGED CONVENTION
August 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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New headshots, try to contain yourselves
Jeff stands in front of a white brick wall with a prominent yellow stripe. His arms are crossed and he is wearing a teal stringer tank top. Jeff stands in front of a white brick wall with a prominent yellow stripe. He is wearing a teal tank top with the words “Kinda Chunky” visible, as well as an image of a hippo. His hands are clasped at his front, just out of frame
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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pics for effect.
A maroon Dodge Ram pickup truck with its front passenger wheel missing blocks a bike lane on Minnehaha Ave. the wheel can be seen to the right on a curb, near a long streak of leaking fluid. A parked gray Honda HRV with its side caved in is seen with its back end on the curb, rear driver side door smashed. Various car parts are strewn nearby. A front view of the accident facing Minnehaha and Lake. A maroon Dodge Ram with its front passenger wheel missing and its baldhead-ass owner standing nearby is seen behind a Honda HRV which was hit onto the curb. A crushed parking sign is visible underneath the Honda. A small crowd is seen to the left of the cars on the sidewalk. A blue Subaru Impreza is seen with its front bumper torn off, mostly obstructing a bike lane of gray pavement near the black asphalt of car lanes. The driver side rail that holds the bumper is partially destroyed as are the covers for the driver side lights. Various car parts are strewn about the pavement.
July 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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the opps pop out like clockwork.
Screenshot of Nekima Levy-Armstrong saying that she opposes Omar Fateh for mayor due to the MN 2040 plan. She was on the legal team against it.
July 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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there is a man singing Creed karaoke at Bay Street Burger Dive rn
A burger basket with fries, checkered paper, and sauce and a beer are visible. The lighting is low, with hints of purple.
July 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Office views this morning. Timeline cleanse.
A shot of the bow of a yellow kayak on a wavy lake surrounded by trees. The Saint Paul Cathedral is visible in the distance.
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Northeast Minneapolis - a real long freight train carrying 6 Bradley/infantry fighting vehicles of some kind. Looks to be westbound.
A distance shot of 6 tan-colored infantry fighting vehicles mounted on rail cars. Other rail cars bookend the 6 vehicles. A zoomed-in shot of 4 tan-colored infantry fighting vehicles mounted on rail cars.
June 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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A still from Dracula Flow
June 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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A still from Dracula Flow
June 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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When my nesting partner first moved to Saint Paul during early COVID, I rode the 21 to them. I’ve been riding this route somewhere or other for all of my 15 years here. It’s got a play written about it! It’s always weird, often late, important.

Hello, B Line, and happy retirement, 21!
Front profile of the Route 21 bus, on a rainy day, with bus shelter in the foreground. The LED signs read “21A Selby-Lake” Side profile of the Route 21 bus, on a rainy day, with bus signs in the foreground. The LED signs read “21A Selby-Lake”
June 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Minneapolis - this kind of thinking, if you let it keep you from being empathetic and being in solidarity across the city, is a character flaw.

You will not inherit those businesses. You will not be buying those homes on the cheap. You are not going to get your lick back.
June 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Facebookers be Facebooking. The first share is the only reasonable take; the rest are rough to read.

This Black/Brown divide stoking and “segregation by choice” BS is what the groypers love to hear. Because you’re dumb enough to think you’ll get the scraps of what they take from the others.
A Facebook post reads: “Y’all worried about what happened over south and focused on the wrong shit !! Mook’s dead !! He was missing for 3 months then his body just turned up behind a business figure that out , my homie daughter was just killed at a park and she just had a baby , figure that out . Another young girl was killed at a different park last month figure that shit out , it’s a 16 year old boy missing who daddy might have something to do with it figure that out , we still don’t know who shot them 3 babies 2 passed and 1 in a wheelchair that happened some years ago ! figure that out ! Y’all want to know some shit and solve some shit so bad HELP YOUR OWN FUCKING COMMUNITY” It was shared by someone who replied: 2 things can be happening at once, I agree AND I think that what’s happening over south is very important and deserves to be talked about. “Didn’t see one marching for George Floyd. In fact they talked bad too Now ICE on they ass. Better run like Kunta” “Cause them TACOS ain’t helping nothing in the BLACK COMMUNITY” “THAT PART, it ain’t even our fight for real”
June 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Saint Paul and Minneapolis are built on the backs of working-class labor, Saint Paul is just more ready to acknowledge that.
May 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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come to May Day if you want an ass-kicking
Jeff sits on a folding chair with bricks in the background. He is wearing a pink sleeveless shirt. A shot of the intersection of Bloomington and Lake in Minneapolis. The colors of Mercado Central and the surrounding buildings are visible
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Pulled my entire (lol, maybe) Cascade hops plant up because it’d taken over my garden bed below the surface. Hoping the soil has a better year without a tentacled monstrosity draining it, but I can’t help but feel a bit of grief too. 🌱
A slatted wooden compost bin holds a shit ton of Cascade hops rhizomes, still covered in dirt from being pulled up.
April 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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When “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” starts playing as the wind gusts come in:
A picture of a wild-looking Michaelangelo from Ninja Turtles, with the text “Cowabunga it is”
April 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Current coping mechanism:
A motley assortment of vegetable seedlings, including tomatoes, onions, and greens are visible under a mess of grow lights.
April 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM