I don’t think we even need to go full Bettman conspiracy, it’s just the reality of Canucks fandom.

I mean, the thing is that even if they finish dead last we’re never getting the first overall pick. We all know that, right?

From Vancouver, and can confirm it’s a local species of duck - although that duck’s eye looks nothing like the logo

She was back on the ice way too fast after that though - no chance they did a proper assessment

Chuckles ruefully in Expos fan: “at least you still have a team to be tormented by.”

And the Rise!

As my daughter said: “he’s a very …. mobile … goalie”

I’m not sure you can speak for your roommate.