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Jade
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PhD Student @cs.umass.edu
Privacy-Enhancing Technologies && Internet Censorship
Website: https://packet.science/
having seen "1-letter usernames" on my side of Signal, I was surprised to see it's common enough elsewhere to mention. I wonder if there's a common thread for why people do this. Maybe paranoia from back before Signal added "dont allow discovery from phone numbers"?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If this post shows up on some analyst's radar, let it be known that I think 钻洞鼬 would be a pretty good codename.
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I mostly agree personally but also, it's not peer reviewed or anything.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
It's mostly a joke -- tier 1 security conferences (Usenix, NDSS, S&P) carry a lot of weight with academics so they tend to be preferred for presenting work over smaller conferences or non-academic events like CCC.

But counterpoint - CCC is fun and arguably has a larger reach.
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Was so happy to get to present at Congress. Petition to reclassify it as a T1? :3
December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Every time I see physical attacks on TEEs, I wish someone would put out a position paper on @hdevalence.bsky.social 's "guy with a glock" model
x.com/hdevalence/s...
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I thought this was a cute video too! It sort of skips over the interesting parts of buffer overflows, but it really shines in terms of describing the incident response / mitigation process.
October 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Reminds me of the NSO guy they sent to the audience when Citizen Lab did a talk about Pegasus at USENIX. Really creepy guy, definitely confirmed everything I thought about who would work there.
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Glad to see you guys rehosting this ❤️
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm sure the history goes back further, but in my lifetime, the "Patriot act" sure felt like the start of a congressional race to the bottom.
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We're still looking for direct links between code here and gfw behavior but this leak has been a goldmine for censorship research.
September 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Issuing a correction: This is not, as portrayed, likely to be a graph of ChatGPT usage in any significant user capacity. This is from OpenRouter openrouter.ai/provider/ope...

While LLM cheating is a big deal, and I have seen it personally in a widespread capacity, the original claim here is false.
August 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My 5-year plan is for the big 4 + PETS to all at least provide nix templates as an option for artifact evaluation.
August 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM